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When you're at a party and your social battery runs out
When you're at a party and your social battery runs out
WHEN THE POLICE
UP
AT NEICHPOAR'C HOLNCE
WHEN THE POLICE UP AT NEICHPOAR'C HOLNCE
When u have nothing in common with your coworkers but pretend so u can have a nice lunch
When u have nothing in common with your coworkers but pretend so u can have a nice lunch
I Dominique Apol on
@ApollonTweets
It's taken me 45 trips around the sun, but for the first time in my life I know what it feels like to have a "band aid" in my own skin tone. You can barely even spot it in the first image. For real
I'm holding back tears.
I Dominique Apol on @ApollonTweets It's taken me 45 trips around the sun, but for the first time in my life I know what it feels like to have a "band aid" in my own skin tone. You can barely even spot it in the first image. For real I'm holding back tears.
It ain't much but it's honest work
It ain't much but it's honest work
MAY HAVE BOWL OF WATER?
AM THIRSTY? NO.
WHV DO VOU ASK?
MAY HAVE BOWL OF WATER? AM THIRSTY? NO. WHV DO VOU ASK?
We all have that one friend we don't invite to restaurants
We all have that one friend we don't invite to restaurants
If cats learned to talk
Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?
If cats learned to talk Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?
The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me oute
The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me oute
When your Mom picked you out a new outfit and keeps telling you how handsome you look in it
When your Mom picked you out a new outfit and keeps telling you how handsome you look in it
Safety birb here to keep you safe
Safety birb here to keep you safe
WHEN GOING OUT FOR ONLY ONE CATNIP TREAT
TURNS INTO TEN
WHEN GOING OUT FOR ONLY ONE CATNIP TREAT TURNS INTO TEN
'WE'RE NOT STUCK IN HERE WITH YOU
YOU'RE STUCK IN HERE WITH US
'WE'RE NOT STUCK IN HERE WITH YOU YOU'RE STUCK IN HERE WITH US
i have to call you back my financial advisor just got here
i have to call you back my financial advisor just got here
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP AT NIGHT
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP AT NIGHT
When you're trying to sleep but start remembering all the embarrassing things you've ever done
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When you're trying to sleep but start remembering all the embarrassing things you've ever done UN
This dog is walking herself up and down the train so everyone can stroke her
This dog is walking herself up and down the train so everyone can stroke her