My name is Dog luv to hike get to {has fren 1 Goo= his name is Cat he dosent walk he is my hat

IF HE SAYS "SPEAK" JUST BABK, IF YOU ACTUALLY SPEAK, THAT'LL REALLY FREAK HIM oT

Mom said it's my turn to push everything off the table

Majestic Wafflecat.. as Ora MMatrhdeserc AnnInTTinil

@trolls4everr Me with "Dark circles" after using mobile all day and night...

warm bed with snack trav

Well, that's done... what shoult Bpepurd hh

All my friends are having babies and I'm over here like

Meghan Gamarena I bought mini toy laptop for my dog. So he can at least look like he's helping support this family.

Me: *pours kibbles in bowl* Cat: *doesn't want any* Me: *shakes bowl a little* Cat: lc for me ?

When your landlord says no dogs

HEY GARL HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE--

Two baby weasels pause for a photograph while scampering across a scenic road in the Scottish Highlands

I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like:

This good boy is called Pilot. He keeps everyone safe at Vancouver airport by keeping the runway bird-free.

Me and my bestie waiting for our Uber Eats order to get here My kidsbutler

promised him we'd go to the beach today. He waited for me to finish cleaning and doing the laundry. When told him, "O.k. lets go to the beach!" He could barely contain himself, He even heat me te the cay, But then 5 minutes inte the drive iiook aver and see thisa,

AWIWIWW YEAH! COT THE POLNCH MVCELET

When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised

In Norway you get a small amount of money for recycling They're often collected by poor people, homeless etc. A lot of our trash cans has these holders around them so people don't have to search through the trash to collect them

Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station.

uys maintenance tried to visit my use today and only left this on th door I'm crying repair plumbing For preventive maintenance For req sted maintenance Other: we could not complete work requested becaus Cock Other Message-

THESE TWO BOUT TO DROP A SICK NEW HIP HOP ALBUM

Me 2 minutes after getting home from work