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the way he waited for him so they could jump In tanoathaor
ihada
bad day
want to talk about it?
want to rant about it while i listen and nod
oh god
yes
ihada bad day want to talk about it? want to rant about it while i listen and nod oh god yes
When your favorite stuffed animal gets ripped so mom stitches it back together:
When your favorite stuffed animal gets ripped so mom stitches it back together:
no, hope dont
You and your girl going to get her food after an argument she started cause
she was hungry
You and your girl going to get her food after an argument she started cause she was hungry
(Beatboxing to my, Wa dauohter)
Physics: exists
Cats:
Physics: exists Cats:
my face after I squirrel away both laser pointers away from my roommates
my face after I squirrel away both laser pointers away from my roommates
Cat put in 'solitary confinement for freeing other cats from shelter
Cat put in 'solitary confinement for freeing other cats from shelter
Watched my coworkers dog for an afternoon and now he won't stop staring at me
Watched my coworkers dog for an afternoon and now he won't stop staring at me
When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done
When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done
Welcome to the catfeteria.
Meatloaf or sloppy joe?
@kingduncan__
Welcome to the catfeteria. Meatloaf or sloppy joe? @kingduncan__
Blue thinks that if someone gets in the bathtub, he should also be in there.
Blue thinks that if someone gets in the bathtub, he should also be in there.
Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes
Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes
I thought he was scratching himself until...
Marshmallow and Bean, framed by a rainbow, being cute. (photo by
cowsofnewzealand)
Marshmallow and Bean, framed by a rainbow, being cute. (photo by cowsofnewzealand)
My bank: Why would you spend
$1000 on cat treats?
Me:
BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION
My bank: Why would you spend $1000 on cat treats? Me: BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it.
My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it.
When you realise there's a past version of you who would've been proud of how far you've come
When you realise there's a past version of you who would've been proud of how far you've come