FRIGHTENS ME

When you stop chasing your tail & start chasing your dreams

HA HA REAL FUNNY

you cant niae a crime scene, just pretend you are a victim.

LOS ANGELES BECOMES NO KILL CITY FOR ANIMAL SHELTERS ELARGEST NO-KKILL CITY IN THE COUNTRY MAKING IT TH FOX 11

When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised

WAKE ME HUMAN ad YOU DIE

\ Love You Forever

Rob Roll @ihegallowboob the best kind of unexpected visitor RING Someone is at your Front Door PM - - Twitter for iPhone

date: you told me you were interesting? me: i said was 'into resting'

Some call him a sploot legend

I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.

My apartment pool was being put to good use

just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this raccoon is with his stuffed raccoon

In Norway you get a small amount of money for recycling They're often collected by poor people, homeless etc. A lot of our trash cans has these holders around them so people don't have to search through the trash to collect them

One minute was sleeping on the pillow... Let's just be thankful still alive.

When you are the last Cat built for the day are

I WILL find you, and I WILL lick you @dogsarethefunniest

every night, the second close my computer, they run to the top of the stairs and stare down at me, waiting for me to come up to bed

The groomer cut every part of my husky except for his head. I can't stop laughing

cottagecore kitties in a bed of flowers

Friday night goals in your 30's. @marykatefallisofficial

After delivering his sick burn, Nick followed up with a loud, smug raspberry

Hen check nlo fren. This is a "check in. Are u doin ok? -Have u eaten and drinken? Just remember that luv no matter what. What. ave a wonderful day.