think my cat is broken (she looks at me like this every time chop onions)

POW: its 7 am. and you dont want to go to sheol

WHY DOES THE HUMAN-SLAVE KEEP STEALING MY POOP WITH A TINY SHOVELS

when you make your first meme and you want it to just be your cat @o REDMI MI NOTE DUAL 6 PRO CAMERA MI DUAL CAMERA mada with mamatir

ALL FRIENDS ARE HAVING ANDTAMLIKE..

when u ask ur mom to stop for food and she actually says yes

Me 2 minutes after getting home from work

He has become a plant

woke myself up farting into the pillow my mom puts her face on.

Don't give up on your dreams and work until your idols becomes your rivals Joseph meets Michael Phelps Joseph beats Michael Phelps

So my friend's vet has a comfort-dog assistant that helps sick patients know that everything will be alright and this is really all you need to see today

That's all 40 Sheep What? We should ig only have 37!? know, I rounded them up.

killed this for you

RESOLUTIONS? Carr ALN PANT ree

You do cealize

I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like:

My boyfriend doesn't believe that his cat bullies mine

A jerk to the world, but a gentleman to his girl. ll