WAKE ME UP he WAKE ME UP INSIDE

When you haven't washed your hair all week and need to get creative AW

"I thought the chair was broken."

Live long and prospurr

LAST QUARTER STUNK LIKE FISH, GOOD JOR EVERVONEI

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP AT NIGHT

natomy of a floof Food sonar Boop mood noodle and

INTERNET IS DOWN

My hidden talent is eating stuff when it's too hot and instantly regretting it @the pnizzacat

Reading about sad stuff going on in the world Looking at pictures of seals

Me waiting for Amazon to deliver my packages minutes after ordering them

The Marilyn Monroe of pigeons

MOMENT first

Whatever floats your goats

I made a home gym for my chonky cat to lose weight WORLDWIDE all hays

These Adorably Round Bearded Reeling Birds Can Do Perfect Splits

Today I picked up new hobby: drawing stick figure arms on birds

Charlece Lake @charlece lake - my mom is the cutest art teacher ever!! She made a dress and had every one of her students draw one thing on the dress for her to wear. This was her at her student's art show tonight. IM SOBBING

Me on the phone: "Hello, yes I'd like to book an appointment to have my dog fixed" My wife: "He can hear you!" Me: "He can't understand me" My dog: