was wondering why my husband wasn't cuddling me...

When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart

Staring at your own picture square during the whole meeting

WHEN HE DOESN'T CALL YOU A GOOD BOY...

I only label the important things

[t's Ouer the

When it's later and you finally see your alligator

Are you also abandoned by humans? Idecided. From today we will be friends

When you get the collar of shame put on for just trying to protect the family from the TV

HEY GARL HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE--

Me in the middle of the night looking for my cat so he can sleep with me

When someone gives you compliment and you're not sure what to do with it

Charlece Lake @charlece lake - my mom is the cutest art teacher ever!! She made a dress and had every one of her students draw one thing on the dress for her to wear. This was her at her student's art show tonight. IM SOBBING

think my cat is going through a mid-life crisis

When only made 20 pizza rolls but could have easily eaten 25 or maybe 30

nd that one looks like a mouse", thought Fred, staring at the clouds. It was almost time for dinner.

Me: dont get why you cant just say it to my face Someone: *says it to my face* Me:

Roommate: Did you eat my food? Me: no Also me: @insta raccoon, gram

spotted this good boy keeping an eye on himself while his human went to get a coffee

WW animal-factbook: Pugs are usually locally grown and harvested during the spring season. 2014 marks the highest crop yield of the decade, with a reported number of

HOW IT STARTED HOW IT GOING

I can't even believe these pics are real and it's MY family @ dexter The dog smiling in the second picture is what gets me