Tried meditating for 5 min. 3 year old peeled open my eyeball to ask if was still meditating. Pretty much sums up why most of us are frazzled basket cases. @Karen.Disapproves

The good thing about having a social life like mine is that you don't even notice you are in quarantine

Weasel photographed riding om woodpecker's back 3 March 2015 MARTIN LE-MAY Martin Le-May caught the moment when the woodpecker took flight with a weasel on its back Amateur photographer Martin Le-May, from Essex, has recorded the extraordinary image of a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker as it flies through the air.

wake up you need to eed me cppranntiba nnoan

le, On this scale of otters where are you today?

The day was so wonderful Finn danced a jig

CAROL PLEASE WORRY ABOUT YOUR MEC BOlIe

My dog's pillow fell to the roof couple days ago. It has a new owner now

It's called fashion Brenda look it up

In the UK right now a train is delayed as a cat is sitting on the roof and refusing to come down. EST tl

pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE'S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

The pics I The pics my take for friends my friends take of me

My 19 year old cat just found out he loves the smell of lavender

LOVE YOU ARD REALLY WANT YOU TO PET BUT ALSO KINDA WANT TO BITE YOU ANO THAT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

when you have a nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice

All trains are cancelled because of a cat on the tracks