Friend: "Does your cat bite?" Me: "Worse. He judges you."

When your closest coworker gets a new job but you still communicate by tagging each other in memes

Fossils of a turtle the size of a car have been unearthed in South America. Carlos for scale.

IF HE SAYS "SPEAK" JUST BABK, IF YOU ACTUALLY SPEAK, THAT'LL REALLY FREAK HIM oT

How my cat looks knowing I'm literally a slave to his four paws

All trains are cancelled because of a cat on the tracks

killed this for you

Serah pov: you are a seed

months am smol am lorge now pls provide chimken nuggets thanks for nuggets

Me when I pronounce Paris as "pah-ree"

A different type of fancy paws

Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian Replying te #TuescdayThoughts: baby owls sleep like baby humans; a few hours at time mostly during the day. Baby owls also show high levels of REM activity during sleep. As they get older owls seem to dream less... AM - Mar 2020

his absolutely made my day. Maybe not mind-blowing, but sometimes dogs /wolves in movies need CGI tails if they're supposed to be acting mean bc they' re so excited to be doing a good job acting that their tails

@UncleDukei9E9 "It's Charlie." "Who?" "Your neighbor, Charlie." "Who?" "Charlie." "Who?" "From next door." "Who?" "This is getting old, Matt." "Sorry, man. What's up?"

For 28 years, Florida hotelier who grew up poor, has been paying for preschool and college education for all residents of Florida community Le

grandma: you look so handsome when you smile me:

This looks like a Baroque painting This is what defeat looks like

"My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars" Nee \ ~

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When you find out that you were actually the good girl all along.

Cat Breaks Into Fish Store, Goes Through over $1,000 Worth of Seafood The incident occurred at an airport in Russia earlier this month, word has it the hungry feline has since been adopted photos VIEW ALL>

WallStreetBets-the group behind the GameStop movement-raise over $333,000 to save gorillas Yews!

All and wanted they was gave table me this scraps and they gave this stupid at!!

Excuse me sir I'm trying to leave