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lost this crusty dog tar over an hour
MEENAH, MY CAT
PROTECTING HER
TERRITORY
MEENAH, MY CAT PROTECTING HER TERRITORY
Pssst... Just toss the chicken under
the table. No one has to know.
@mookiecanitswim
Pssst... Just toss the chicken under the table. No one has to know. @mookiecanitswim
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
when someone tells me to sit like lady
when someone tells me to sit like lady
"Hey can you put together an in depth excel spreadsheet? On your resume it said you were proficient."
Me:
"Hey can you put together an in depth excel spreadsheet? On your resume it said you were proficient." Me:
When it's Amazon Prime Day and your human orders a new vacuum
When it's Amazon Prime Day and your human orders a new vacuum
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street...
Dad: *doesn't want dog*
Family: *gets dog anyway*
Dad and dog:
Dad: *doesn't want dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and dog:
awfulcatdi awfulcatdi
12 mar
Trapdoor cat. No relation to trapdoor spider.
Physics: exists
Cats:
Physics: exists Cats:
Me shamelessly expecting
attention from my fav person:
Me shamelessly expecting attention from my fav person:
I can be your angel or your devil
I can be your angel or your devil
FR Caroline
Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was.
She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating.
He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.
FR Caroline Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was. She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating. He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.
Showing your cat your snails while cleaning the terrarium
Expectation:
Reality:
Showing your cat your snails while cleaning the terrarium Expectation: Reality:
My son had a good report card. We told him he could have a present.
He chose los of bacon. That's when I knew for sure he was mine.
My son had a good report card. We told him he could have a present. He chose los of bacon. That's when I knew for sure he was mine.
We got a new puppy yesterday.
I asked my 4 year old to put him to bed.
This is what I came back to
We got a new puppy yesterday. I asked my 4 year old to put him to bed. This is what I came back to
When you partied too hard last night, now you gotta clean up the litter the next morning
When you partied too hard last night, now you gotta clean up the litter the next morning
You can bring one of them back. Who do you choose?
SS
You can bring one of them back. Who do you choose? SS
My name is Ned, now I'm a bed, and if I ruffs, scare the fluffs, I cannot move, I just play dead, my name is Ned, and I'm a bed.
My name is Ned, now I'm a bed, and if I ruffs, scare the fluffs, I cannot move, I just play dead, my name is Ned, and I'm a bed.