I don't know much about birds, but I can easily identify the husband in this picture

imagine coming home to your house and it's gone

Watching everyone get ready for work knowing your job is to relax all day:

WeRateDogs This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14-10

ce Cat wanted to follow my dad outside into below zero temps. Her face says it all!

I threw up in the car and the Uber driver ate it all. Excellent service

How I sleep knowing food is hella delicious and I get to eat more of it tomorrow...

When you're both different but still care a lot about each other

"Whatcha cooking?" SS I

Me on the phone: "Hello, yes I'd like to book an appointment to have my dog fixed" My wife: "He can hear you!" Me: "He can't understand me" My dog:

wow everything is grEAT they paid me chicken nuggets be model eiod lowe america

WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE REMOTE AND TOUCH SOMETHING WEIRD BETWEEN THE CUSHIONS

When your friend is angry, So you are angry too

I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus Your old bus just went by Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time

Me: I study better in bed Also Me:

When you're feelin a lil ugly but your mom says you're a handsome young man gr

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cody rf @CdyRnkn ur watching Netflix and this guy nervously puts his arm around u, wyd?

"Whatcha thinkin' about?" "I dunno, just kitty stuff I guess."

altae 4 Em se arcd Swn Laris