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WAKE ME HUMAN ad YOU DIE

Me waiting for Amazon to deliver my packages minutes after ordering them

"IF TWO PEOPLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE WORLD DROP A PEICE OF BREAD, THE EARTH BRIEFLY BECOMES A SANDWICH..." STEVE

eat your veggies- or will. It's fun, and safe, to offer a healthy vegetable snack to your Green Cheek Conure. Is that a threat?

These Adorably Round Bearded Reeling Birds Can Do Perfect Splits

WHAT DID HE DO?!

Service Dog Sampson Is A Trained Laboratory Assistant Who Helps His Neuroscientist Owner Conduct Crucial Lab Work

This cat looks like he's holding a lithe machine gun

When you find out that you were actually the good girl all along.

Welcome to the catfeteria. Meatloaf or sloppy joe? @kingduncan__

You and your friend really are inseparable Me :what made you have that idea Also me and my friend :

ks 'Ish that peesha? lave peesha!

Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it.

This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When Animal Control got there the officer bought it for him.

think my cat is broken (she looks at me like this every time chop onions)