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One minute was sleeping on the pillow... Let's just be thankful still alive.

My name is Dora!!

It's called fashion Brenda look it up

The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me oute

have overheard my 11 year old planning April fools jokes for days, instead, this morning, he decided to bring me breakfast in bed because he "thought it would be more fun

Today I picked up new hobby: drawing stick figure arms on birds

hotbritishgquyspluscats: I don't think I've ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to hho rat nvwsinar

natomy of a floof Food sonar Boop mood noodle and

Me: need to stop being lonely and talk to people Someone: Hey

"You think this is funny, Carol? Identity theft is not a joke."

A factory in Turkey started to produce roof tiles that serve as bird shelters

Just because you're a good boy, doesn't mean you're good driver.

MY FACE WHEN SOMEDNE SAYS TITY maTe

I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.

Waitress 'faith' in future generations restored after serving a group of 6th-grade customers with impeccable manners @globalpositivenews

X marks the hidden treasure

"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."

mom said couldnt get a raccoon so I colored the dog

King Soopers barista Logan Smith saved his elderly coworker by hiding her in a trash can during the shooting: "She is my elder, I must protect her." We SS The brave 20-year-old couldn't completely duck out view, but he also hid behind a trash can himself for "the longest 20 minutes of my life." He WOR tragically lost 3 coworkers in the shooting.

HOW DOES NASA ORGANIZE A PARTY? THEY PLANET

When you go to see your bird and find him sleeping, all chubby and fluffy

Move over, guys, the head mechanic is here.

Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.