my dog: *has unlimited food, water, shelter, and love* *front door opens* my dog:

After breakfast Lyle likes to have a good sit tiddlesdiarv.conmt

Did I donate that shirt???

A factory in Turkey started to produce roof tiles that serve as bird shelters

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Great and simple idea: Walmart and Home Depot make uniforms for employees who are deaf / hard of hearing to help communication with customers MOVEMENT LAM DEAF Tap Me On My Should Glad To He Yo

Glass was defeating him

killed this for you

watch-out-for-falling-boys he floop Source:

Alain L Tan Looks like mine, but seriously I have my doubts...

Watching his toy dry on

TOICH DAVI

Her: Come over Me: can't! I got borking to do Her: My mom just left Me:

I walked into my kitchen and I had the strangest feeling that I was being watched

WHY DOES THE HUMAN-SLAVE KEEP STEALING MY POOP WITH A TINY SHOVELS

Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport

"More apple slices please"

This dog's comfort level puts me to shame You know your comfy when you look dead

WHEN BRUSHING YOUR CAT GIVES VoilA WHALE NEW CAT

The Pygmy Falcon is the smallest raptor in Africa

When hear the doorbell ring right after I order

wow everything is grEAT they paid me chicken nuggets be model eiod lowe america