I knew crows were smart but tris one is actually dipping his nuggets

How it feels when you open the car door for your dog

Me thinking about ruining my entire career for another five minutes of sleep

7-year-old with cerebral palsy crawls to save family from carbon monoxide leak @globalpositivenews

Cop: I pulled you over for running a red light Dog: You mean that gray light? Cop: That light wasn't gray, it was red Dog: Let's just agree to disagree..

Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me

This goose used her wings to protect an abandoned puppy from the cold. The puppy was shivering so she folded her wings around this baby & moved him closer to her so he could benefit from her body warmth. Puppy stopped shivering & went to sleep.

Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house. The dog:

My spirit animal is Duckmingo.

Bi rorcaptats 'Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? ashat Dont call it that please iernamoreet

WHEN YOUR CHILD INHERITS YOUR CHARACTER, AND NOW YOU HAVE A MINI TOXIC VERSION OF YOURSELF.

The day was so wonderful Finn danced a jig

I'm a little nervous about this electrician but he works cheap

HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER. WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?

CVS Steps Up To Vaccinate Florida Teachers Under 50 After Governor Says No @tanksgoodnews

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren't self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that's wet this looks like

Teacher: I need some strong boys to move this table old me:

warm bed with snack trav