when you have a nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice

LAST QUARTER STUNK LIKE FISH, GOOD JOR EVERVONEI

I can't wait for the office potluck! People always ask me how I make the paw print sugar cookies so perfect!

I don't know wit this is but I'll take two of them...

Young woman opened a sanctuary to take care of neglected animals - no matter their age or species. She has rescued nearly 200 animals so far. @globalpositivenews

When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject

"You merely adopted the bark. I was born in it, molded by it."

My gf giving me kiss Me having a long day

Me and my girl got our first place together, but she wasn't able to move in until a week after I did. So I put together a lil welcome home lunch for her today. Crab legs and chicken wings and garlic shrimp and crawfish mac n cheese and red wine and her favorite brand of chips. home OM_ * hon

He knew it was time for a bath and decided to camouflage himself to hide

CVS Steps Up To Vaccinate Florida Teachers Under 50 After Governor Says No @tanksgoodnews

Strike a pose I think it's not bad, look ti

The feline gods found the gift of the golden idol acceptable

Just because you're a good boy, doesn't mean you're good driver.

This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When Animal Control got there the officer bought it for him.

AN INTELLECTUAL READS NEWSPAPERS BEFORE HE PEES ON THEM

Grandpa bought a school bus so he can drive his 10 grandkids to school every day GP @globalpositivenews EMERGENCY DOOR

"Does he bite?" "No, but he judges you!"

The day was so wonderful Finn danced a jig

She was awake for 20 minutes but wouldn't move because the kitten was asleep...

When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like

Marlo Meekins @MarloMeckins Padded bra = effective fireworks ear muffs PM - 4 Jul 2016 GR

I'm not telling you to forget Baby Yoda, but forget Baby Yoda... This is Baby Scooby. (ie -

The world's most interesting lamp according to 5 cats, a stuffed pig, and the 2 guys on the TV

hey got school tomorrow

That face you make when the zoom meeting could have been an email