Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me

I made a home gym for my chonky cat to lose weight WORLDWIDE all hays

Spent 7 years in special ed., graduating with a 1.8 GPA. A. teacher said I wasn't going to college. Now I'm a VCU grad & best-selling author.

brown sugar @gludengoddess she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat

Family: when ru having children Me: @catsdoingthings

That face you make when the zoom meeting could have been an email

welcome, sir

\ \ camille charlie was sit and my life is over charlie was ing like people and then he stretched

Happy poodle moth noises

bust it baby (part 26) @huskerdu_rag I was born addicted to heroin, my dad was killed when I was 3, and tried to kill myself when I was 11 and again when I was 16. Somehow I'm alive and graduated with a 3.8, honors, and a semester early & Lemme flex today

Dad: "we are not getting any mangy cats!" Family: *gets cat anyway* Dad and the cat:

when you try to show your friends new music and they keep talking during the best parts SS

When autocorrect changes hat to cat

when the teacher tells you to eat healthy as she eats the 20th bag of cheetos that she bought for the students.

Instead of all the negative postings, here is a pic of some topless chicks in short skirts

When your internet goes out and you are forced to get to know your surroundings What kind of birb is that?

Me: I don't understand why people think I'm so unapproachable Also me:

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain