OF COURSE I'M IN SHAPE ROUNDS A SHOPEI~

5-year-old Shon dresses up to help street cats because "it makes him feel like a superhero for animals"

STOP MAKING ME

Cop: I pulled you over for running a red light Dog: You mean that gray light? Cop: That light wasn't gray, it was red Dog: Let's just agree to disagree..

I don't care where this bus is going, but I want on.

I'm hiring this guy as my wedding photographer I don't care how much he costs

Teen Chops And Delivers Firewood To Families Who Lost Power During Snowstorm @tanksgoodnews

Just because you're a good boy, doesn't mean you're good driver.

Me risking my job, career and future to get extra sleep

My dad telling me did a good job helping him change _ the tires on his car Me who didn't really do anything other than holding the tires and handing him the lug wrench

Pay close attention to the Suspect. in the pic...

Pretty sure he thinks he's 'invisible right now.

guess nothing's stopping you from sleeping with your foot in your mouth?

When your grandma gives you money, but your mom yells from another room: "Don't give him anything!"

Live long and prospurr

To Infinity And Beyond: Airline Returns Lost Buzz Lightyear Toy To His Owner With Note Detailing His Adventures @tenksgoodnews