Some things never change

Dad: *doesn't want a cat* Family: *buys cat anyways* Dad and the cat:

like to throw Q-Tips at my cat

Me trying to walk out my front door after months and months of stress eating.

to show my deg a bultetly tound, He appreciate

No woman can deny him

WAKE ME UP he WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Problem Solution

WallStreetBets-the group behind the GameStop movement-raise over $333,000 to save gorillas Yews!

confirmation email: shipping takes between 5-7 business days me 5 minutes after ordering:

The feline gods found the gift of the golden idol acceptable

Me Externally: "YAS QUEEN! SEIZE THE DAY! YOU GOT THIS!" Me Internally: @MONOFIANODONE

I'M GONNA HAVE A QUICK NAP rf SUCKERS!

One time ESPN had Air Bud on to do commentary on a basketball game and it was insane

Lemurs sharing a meal Thought this was a new spider from

I think my cat is ready for me to go back to school @

I walked into my kitchen and I had the strangest feeling that I was being watched

Swedish chef opens animal shelter in Thailand. Houses more than 600 dogs and cares for another 350 animals on the streets. @globalpositivenews fy PEOPLE

"Sit" vs "Wanna go to the park?"

When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like

17-year-old in lowa invents color-changing sutures using root vegetable dye to detect infections Ny

Sheepdog puppy herds entire flock into owner's kitchen @ Metro rockhardgeolegist A prodigy sinaria2 You missed the best part. They weren't even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its

How fast was this duck going

when u ask ur mom to stop for food and she actually says yes

Me: "I'm so busy tonight. I can't come out" Also me: kadsbutle an.