Mister Weez was always my big chonk. After a year of diet and exercise, he's now my chonk.

Find someone who looks at you the way my cat looks at shrimp

Atheist when they realize they are watching Godzilla instead of Sciencezilla

Mason Lagart vor Monat replayed this song like 1,000.000 times seconds 204000000 / 60 = 3400000 minutes

Submarine doors were invented in 1578 Submarines in 1577:

youre better than pizza hut fiick them thanks with the taste of your lips I'm an ride

When your eyeliner is on point