[Army]
Me: *on talkie* Sir, the enemy base is guarded by attack dogs
Sargeant: That's bad
Me: Negative, they're good boys sir
AM
[Army] Me: *on talkie* Sir, the enemy base is guarded by attack dogs Sargeant: That's bad Me: Negative, they're good boys sir AM
writing-prompt-s
While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.
You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke.
The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract.
No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don't often get homemade sandwiches.
writing-prompt-s While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon. You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don't often get homemade sandwiches.
When you explain something 17 times and they still don't get it
When you explain something 17 times and they still don't get it
my host mom in Japan referred to her
Roomba as "Roomba-san" and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say "ganbatte, Roomba- san...ganbatte" as it made distressed beeping noises at her
"Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best"
Source: you-only-liberate-once
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my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as "Roomba-san" and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say "ganbatte, Roomba- san...ganbatte" as it made distressed beeping noises at her "Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best" Source: you-only-liberate-once 151,556 notes @
40...
CHICKEN McNUGGETS:
& GALLON OF TEA
why are people even questioning obesity in america
game why is your tea liquidised?
Where exactly do you live that the tea isn't iquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE ITIS INA BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF,
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
Noit's sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD TEA BEFORE?!?
0 I reblogged this from a british person and i've been laughing at their tags for 600 years
#america WHAT ARE YOU DOING
COLD TEA??
NOT haw TEA is DONE
England, you stole tea from China. You've had ita mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don't play like you're some
Kind of authority
[skeletons ooh-ing}
40... CHICKEN McNUGGETS: & GALLON OF TEA why are people even questioning obesity in america game why is your tea liquidised? Where exactly do you live that the tea isn't iquid?!? ENGLAND. WHERE ITIS INA BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF, like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it? Noit's sweet tea you drink it cold WHO DRINKS COLD HAVE YOU NEVER HAD TEA BEFORE?!? 0 I reblogged this from a british person and i've been laughing at their tags for 600 years #america WHAT ARE YOU DOING COLD TEA?? NOT haw TEA is DONE England, you stole tea from China. You've had ita mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don't play like you're some Kind of authority [skeletons ooh-ing}