{Speed Date]
Girl: Yeah, I'm into bad boys
Dog: *Stands up* I think we're done here
{Speed Date] Girl: Yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *Stands up* I think we're done here
was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where got her and said she was adopted from a shelter.
Boy: Have you told her yet?
Me: What?
Boy: Have you told her that she's adopted?
Me: Yes, she knows.
Boy: That's good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.
was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where got her and said she was adopted from a shelter. Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she's adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That's good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.
When you open your phone in the middle of the night
When you open your phone in the middle of the night
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the floor is i love my friends
Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes the floor is i love my friends
All politicians are corru-
NEWS Minnesota town re-elects doa as its mavor
All politicians are corru- NEWS Minnesota town re-elects doa as its mavor
[While being attacked by police dog]
What's his name?
via @murrmand
[While being attacked by police dog] What's his name? via @murrmand