aprilwitching
candles are how we keep fires as pets
FA annabetiioncourt
this is unnecessarily adorable
DOD
aprilwitching candles are how we keep fires as pets FA annabetiioncourt this is unnecessarily adorable DOD
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
1.
2.
im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
4. i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish please dont crawl into my sleeves
6. (sings a duet with a cricket)
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication: 1. 2. im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place 2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share 3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends 4. i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish please dont crawl into my sleeves 6. (sings a duet with a cricket)
Natalie
@jbfan911
A large boulder the size of a what
San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert-
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway
145 mm at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
Natalie @jbfan911 A large boulder the size of a what San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert- Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
jailed for smol crimes
jailed for smol crimes
My bf's first language is french, and he forgot the word for "lid", so instead he held up the pot and asked "where is his hat?"
459 08 Mar 20 - Twitter for Android
66.4K Reiweets 589K Likes
od
My bf's first language is french, and he forgot the word for "lid", so instead he held up the pot and asked "where is his hat?" 459 08 Mar 20 - Twitter for Android 66.4K Reiweets 589K Likes od
softboy
@softboyuk
Teaching six year olds via zoom is so funny. I'll spend 15 minutes explaining a literacy task and when ask if they have any questions they'll be like "do you have a cat?"
softboy @softboyuk Teaching six year olds via zoom is so funny. I'll spend 15 minutes explaining a literacy task and when ask if they have any questions they'll be like "do you have a cat?"
HEY GUYS! EVERYTHING BEEN TOUGH HAS LATELY!
BEEN TOUGH LATELY!
TuMMy ] \
I JUST WANTED TO OR ELSE...
REMIND YOU TO TAKE
CARE OF YOURSELVES!
HEY GUYS! EVERYTHING BEEN TOUGH HAS LATELY! BEEN TOUGH LATELY! TuMMy ] \ I JUST WANTED TO OR ELSE... REMIND YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES!
Yesterday my friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate.
Today it was eaten by a cat.
What?
I'm done.
Yesterday my friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate. Today it was eaten by a cat. What? I'm done.