I hate it when everyone thinks I'm going to make dinner just because
I'm the Mom.
I hate it when everyone thinks I'm going to make dinner just because I'm the Mom.
mom
man] noun informal
1. finder of all the things
2. family gift buyer
3. family vacation planner
4. biggest cheerleader & fiercest defender
5. dispenser of unconditional love
mom man] noun informal 1. finder of all the things 2. family gift buyer 3. family vacation planner 4. biggest cheerleader & fiercest defender 5. dispenser of unconditional love
Me: My ducks are absolutely not ina row.
Me: At this point, I don't even know where my ducks are.
My ducks:
Me: My ducks are absolutely not ina row. Me: At this point, I don't even know where my ducks are. My ducks:
My Kid: wHy ARe yOU YeLLinG?
Me:
I HAVE ASKED YOU THRICE
My Kid: wHy ARe yOU YeLLinG? Me: I HAVE ASKED YOU THRICE
B-- ane
BRAVER
STRONGER
than yow seem,
SMARTER
AND LOVED
B-- ane BRAVER STRONGER than yow seem, SMARTER AND LOVED
Todays cardio: drinking my
coffee fast
Todays cardio: drinking my coffee fast
@momtransparenti
My preschooler can "do it MYSELF!"
Unless it's carrying her backpack, wiping her ass, throwing her garbage away, getting a snack, picking up her toys, walking anywhere, putting clothes in the hamper, sleeping past sunrise... ya know, anything she can
ACTUALLY do herself.
@momtransparenti My preschooler can "do it MYSELF!" Unless it's carrying her backpack, wiping her ass, throwing her garbage away, getting a snack, picking up her toys, walking anywhere, putting clothes in the hamper, sleeping past sunrise... ya know, anything she can ACTUALLY do herself.