I amy
@metonymicanorak
oh to be a yellow lab napping on windowsill overlooking a canal in
Bruges
I amy @metonymicanorak oh to be a yellow lab napping on windowsill overlooking a canal in Bruges
Me as a wife 0
iMessage
Today AM
Who's this?
Did I call earlier?
Idk who this is but he ain't have your number saved and I seen ya talk a couple times so I'm just asking who's this
I'm his wife
Ma'am im the delivery driver from kebab grill
Read 12.19 AM
Ok
Me as a wife 0 iMessage Today AM Who's this? Did I call earlier? Idk who this is but he ain't have your number saved and I seen ya talk a couple times so I'm just asking who's this I'm his wife Ma'am im the delivery driver from kebab grill Read 12.19 AM Ok
Plans for the future?
Wake up next to you
Plans for the future? Wake up next to you
"Our cow wasn't feeling good so last night, My son went outside to spend time with her. woke up morning and found this"
"Our cow wasn't feeling good so last night, My son went outside to spend time with her. woke up morning and found this"
Me waiting for my boyfriend to kiss me after just kissing me
Me waiting for my boyfriend to kiss me after just kissing me
My Uber driver kept licking his
BALLS, he was very friendly
5 stars
My Uber driver kept licking his BALLS, he was very friendly 5 stars
the person that sent you this thinks:
When your phone dies in public and you don't know what to do with yourself
When your phone dies in public and you don't know what to do with yourself