Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.

YOU CAN PASS 100 KILOS OF COCAINE THROUGH 'STEEL SLATS' IN 10 MINUTES BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY RIISINESS

EAT TIDE PODS THEVRE GOOD FOR VO

FIXED MY HOME'S AC UNIT AND ONLY GOT AMILD ELECTRIC SHOCK $01 GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M AN ELECTRICAL GENIUS

WHEN YOU TELL YOUR DOG HE CAN HAVE GIRLFRIEND

Some people are like Slinkies not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling down the when stairs. you see one tumble down the stairs. is that like a personal attack or something