Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
When your owner comes home smelling like a different dog..
When your owner comes home smelling like a different dog..
"You drink too much"
It's been long pandemic, ok?
"You drink too much" It's been long pandemic, ok?
There used to be a bed in there
There used to be a bed in there
Duke Skymocker
@DukeSkymocker
Replying to @dog_rates
This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of
the door if you put your shoes on.
AM - - Twitter for Android
Duke Skymocker @DukeSkymocker Replying to @dog_rates This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of the door if you put your shoes on. AM - - Twitter for Android
Me in the morning: I'm going to be so productive today
Me all day:
Me in the morning: I'm going to be so productive today Me all day:
My liver watching me pick up my glass of wine
My liver watching me pick up my glass of wine
My Uber driver kept licking his
BALLS, he was very friendly
5 stars
My Uber driver kept licking his BALLS, he was very friendly 5 stars
Me at the end of a
stressful day
My goal is to be completely wasted sol don't even know what's happening.
Me at the end of a stressful day My goal is to be completely wasted sol don't even know what's happening.
Me: let's leave the water in the bathtub My kid: