WHLSM

Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.

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Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.

#walk #room #more #people #then #expected

When your owner comes home smelling like a different dog..

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When your owner comes home smelling like a different dog..

#betrayal #owner #comes #home #smelling #different #dog

"You drink too much"
It's been long pandemic, ok?

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"You drink too much" It's been long pandemic, ok?

#drink #too #much #been #long #pandemic

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There used to be a bed in there

#needs #new #months #used #bed

Duke Skymocker
@DukeSkymocker
Replying to @dog_rates
This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of
the door if you put your shoes on.
AM - - Twitter for Android

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Duke Skymocker @DukeSkymocker Replying to @dog_rates This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of the door if you put your shoes on. AM - - Twitter for Android

#woof_irl #duke #skymocker #replying #dale #never #wants #leave #plops #butt #front #door #put #shoes #am #twitter #android

Me in the morning: I'm going to be so productive today
Me all day:

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Me in the morning: I'm going to be so productive today Me all day:

#im #going #productive #today

My liver watching me pick up my glass of wine

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My liver watching me pick up my glass of wine

#liver #watching #pick #glass #wine

My Uber driver kept licking his
BALLS, he was very friendly
5 stars

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My Uber driver kept licking his BALLS, he was very friendly 5 stars

#uber #driver #kept #licking #balls #very #friendly #stars

Me at the end of a
stressful day
My goal is to be completely wasted sol don't even know what's happening.

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Me at the end of a stressful day My goal is to be completely wasted sol don't even know what's happening.

#end #stressful #day #goal #completely #wasted #sol #dont #even #know #whats #happening

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23d

Me: let's leave the water in the bathtub My kid:

#lets #leave #water #bathtub