"You're not even watching the movie!"
Me: "Yes I am"
"You're not even watching the movie!" Me: "Yes I am"
When you bite a human but he doesn't catch the plague
When you bite a human but he doesn't catch the plague
When you stumble upon a good stranger argument in the comment section
pizzacat
When you stumble upon a good stranger argument in the comment section pizzacat
Chicago Uber driver who found drive-by shooting victim and took him to
hospital refuses award money- donates it to victim
Chicago Uber driver who found drive-by shooting victim and took him to hospital refuses award money- donates it to victim
When you're at a party and your social battery runs out
When you're at a party and your social battery runs out
No one:
The camera at self checkout:
@exotic_romeo
No one: The camera at self checkout: @exotic_romeo
y'know sweetie you're on my foot but you're cute so it's okay
y'know sweetie you're on my foot but you're cute so it's okay
POV: restaurant worker bringing me my takeout food
@2 blueeyed_tescues
@the nizzacat
POV: restaurant worker bringing me my takeout food @2 blueeyed_tescues @the nizzacat
I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure what I said, but she's been staring at me like this
I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure what I said, but she's been staring at me like this