killed this for you

"I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

I'm a little nervous about this electrician but he works cheap

If only Gwen Stefani spelled something like "definitely" or "necessary" out in 'Hollaback Girl'

I rescued an abandoned kitty that was crying outside and took him home and this is what my cat did

Find someone who looks at you the way my cat looks at shrimp

my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera

confirmation email: shipping takes between 5-7 business days me 5 minutes after ordering: