me: "sorry I can't go out tonight, I have so much to do"
*takes quiz to see what kind of pizza I am*
me: "sorry I can't go out tonight, I have so much to do" *takes quiz to see what kind of pizza I am*
quint @behindyourback
my kids said being a grown up must be awesome because you can eat junk food and no one makes you get up in the morning and you don't have to take showers if you don't want to and I didn't want to ruin it for them by explaining that they're describing depression
quint @behindyourback my kids said being a grown up must be awesome because you can eat junk food and no one makes you get up in the morning and you don't have to take showers if you don't want to and I didn't want to ruin it for them by explaining that they're describing depression
Dad judging my grilling techniques
Me hosting a cookout
for my family
Dad judging my grilling techniques Me hosting a cookout for my family
i love how we're all pretending that we haven't gone completely insane. we're just out in society like "i just ate dinner in a big plastic bubble in the bike lane! everything is great!"
i love how we're all pretending that we haven't gone completely insane. we're just out in society like "i just ate dinner in a big plastic bubble in the bike lane! everything is great!"
alyssugh
I can't believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile
Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge
alyssugh I can't believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge
My dog every time I stand up
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My dog every time I stand up al
a\\ Anna Jordan
@WAPtheatre
Said I wasn't going to drink today then went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought "oh well, if she's having one"
a\\ Anna Jordan @WAPtheatre Said I wasn't going to drink today then went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought "oh well, if she's having one"