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They told me I could be anything
so I became an elephant
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They told me I could be anything so I became an elephant
Friends told me, "You won't believe who we ran into from pre-school at the bar." Was not disappointed.
Friends told me, "You won't believe who we ran into from pre-school at the bar." Was not disappointed.
My son and his best friend, both told their survival rate would be around 2%, never walk, and live in a vegetative state if they made it past 7 years, both walked the stage and graduated tonight!!! (Left pic is from the first day of school. The right is from graduation this evening)
My son and his best friend, both told their survival rate would be around 2%, never walk, and live in a vegetative state if they made it past 7 years, both walked the stage and graduated tonight!!! (Left pic is from the first day of school. The right is from graduation this evening)
IT TIME TO GO.
Was Ia Good Cat ?
PM TOLD YOU WERE
'THE BEST.
IT TIME TO GO. Was Ia Good Cat ? PM TOLD YOU WERE 'THE BEST.
I had knee surgery as a teenager. The dr brought me a sharpie and told me to circle the correct knee and put an X on the other then he left the room. So did exactly as instructed.
Then I drew arrows to the circle and wrote
"Operate here" and drew more Xs on the other leg and wrote "Do not touch". I sat there bored for another 30 minutes writing random stuff all over my body like "You can't have my appendix" and "Why are you looking up here?
Focus on the knee". I even had my mom write on my back something like "If you can read this, wrong side. Flip me over."
Then I covered up with the sheet and the anesthesiologist showed up. I was told that I said some weird stuff while I was going under, but that is a different story. The surgery went fine, I had to stay in the hospital overnight.
When the dr came into my room to check on me, he said that I had thrown off their schedule because when they uncovered me and saw all of the notes that they laughed for 10 minutes.
When they finally got their composure, they rolled me up on my side to get me onto the operating table and saw the note on my back and lost it again. He said that the surgery started about 30 minutes later than it was
I had knee surgery as a teenager. The dr brought me a sharpie and told me to circle the correct knee and put an X on the other then he left the room. So did exactly as instructed. Then I drew arrows to the circle and wrote "Operate here" and drew more Xs on the other leg and wrote "Do not touch". I sat there bored for another 30 minutes writing random stuff all over my body like "You can't have my appendix" and "Why are you looking up here? Focus on the knee". I even had my mom write on my back something like "If you can read this, wrong side. Flip me over." Then I covered up with the sheet and the anesthesiologist showed up. I was told that I said some weird stuff while I was going under, but that is a different story. The surgery went fine, I had to stay in the hospital overnight. When the dr came into my room to check on me, he said that I had thrown off their schedule because when they uncovered me and saw all of the notes that they laughed for 10 minutes. When they finally got their composure, they rolled me up on my side to get me onto the operating table and saw the note on my back and lost it again. He said that the surgery started about 30 minutes later than it was
emmanuel arealo * 4days ago
my grandpa always told me story's of the games he played when he was younger
He told me about original arcade games and told him new games like Minecraft
"What's Minecraft?" He asked, i taught him everything about it.
We had a world together that we played on for 4 year's and had everything done
He died last year, his final words to me? "Take care of the world for me, will ya?"
This music reminds me of the fun i had with him so thanks for reminding me
And gramps if your soul sees this: yes i feed fuzzy every day and the statue is still there.
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emmanuel arealo * 4days ago my grandpa always told me story's of the games he played when he was younger He told me about original arcade games and told him new games like Minecraft "What's Minecraft?" He asked, i taught him everything about it. We had a world together that we played on for 4 year's and had everything done He died last year, his final words to me? "Take care of the world for me, will ya?" This music reminds me of the fun i had with him so thanks for reminding me And gramps if your soul sees this: yes i feed fuzzy every day and the statue is still there. 212
like if anyone has told you love you"
"i'll never leave you"
"you're cute"
"there's nobody else"
only want you"
and lied...
like if anyone has told you love you" "i'll never leave you" "you're cute" "there's nobody else" only want you" and lied...
MATTY! BEM!
@HYPEBEASTDAN
Girlfriend had surgery at the hospital today and instead of her telling me that she's alive and okay she sends this instead
There's a cat in the hospital matthew
Yes I know you've told me that's )
\ awesome
Read
you okay????
Read
Cat in da hospital
MATTY! BEM! @HYPEBEASTDAN Girlfriend had surgery at the hospital today and instead of her telling me that she's alive and okay she sends this instead There's a cat in the hospital matthew Yes I know you've told me that's ) \ awesome Read you okay???? Read Cat in da hospital
voU TURN OFF THE NEWS AND JUST TALK TO YOUR NEIGHBORS YOU'LL FIND THAT OUR
GREAT COUNTRY
IS FAR MORE
HARMONIOUS
THAN YOU'RE
BEING -Rob Schneider TOLD I TheFreeThoughiProject by
voU TURN OFF THE NEWS AND JUST TALK TO YOUR NEIGHBORS YOU'LL FIND THAT OUR GREAT COUNTRY IS FAR MORE HARMONIOUS THAN YOU'RE BEING -Rob Schneider TOLD I TheFreeThoughiProject by
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Today PM
I walked in on Robin stealing from my side table. Told her she was in big trouble. She thinks I can't see her
Today PM I walked in on Robin stealing from my side table. Told her she was in big trouble. She thinks I can't see her
PITA FEELS SAD
NO ONE TOLD HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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PITA FEELS SAD NO ONE TOLD HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY
David Juurlink
My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.
ONE
David Juurlink My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho. ONE
Mom: did you eat the whole bag of shredded cheese last night?
Me:
The demons... told elmo
Mom: did you eat the whole bag of shredded cheese last night? Me: The demons... told elmo
you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
You'll watch an entire Netflix series even when the first episodes are slow just because someone told you
"it gets better" - but what if you looked at your goals like that and watched your life get better instead?
You'll watch an entire Netflix series even when the first episodes are slow just because someone told you "it gets better" - but what if you looked at your goals like that and watched your life get better instead?
She looks like she doesn't believe what I told her
She looks like she doesn't believe what I told her
Daddy told me I shouldn't chase boys.
I should pass them.
rs
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Daddy told me I shouldn't chase boys. I should pass them. rs
Ayla Winter-White @aylawinter_-
my grandparents came to look after me
after my surgery and my grandad told me he wanted to make me feel better, he told me he's been painting my nan's nails for 30 years and that he wanted to paint mine and I needed to share this. "How many coats do you have on?" @
the love of my actual life
2 RA vwiawie
Ayla Winter-White @aylawinter_- my grandparents came to look after me after my surgery and my grandad told me he wanted to make me feel better, he told me he's been painting my nan's nails for 30 years and that he wanted to paint mine and I needed to share this. "How many coats do you have on?" @ the love of my actual life 2 RA vwiawie
Dogspotting: 20 pics a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city
Catspotting:
The last thing I expected to spot in the Sahara desert was a tuxedo kitty. The
Berber people in our tent told me he visits sometimes to chase away the scorpions.
Dogspotting: 20 pics a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city Catspotting: The last thing I expected to spot in the Sahara desert was a tuxedo kitty. The Berber people in our tent told me he visits sometimes to chase away the scorpions.
This is Teddy. He's not the biggest fan of going to the Vet. told him to take a nap and dream he's at the dog park
was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where got her and said she was adopted from a shelter.
Boy: Have you told her yet?
Me: What?
Boy: Have you told her that she's adopted?
Me: Yes, she knows.
Boy: That's good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.
was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where got her and said she was adopted from a shelter. Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she's adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That's good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.
What if I told you that 10 years from now, your life would be exactly the same?
I doubt you'd be happy.
think you'd be content and think "this is how it's supposed to be, or it could be worse"
Things could actually be better
So, why are you so afraid of change?
What if I told you that 10 years from now, your life would be exactly the same? I doubt you'd be happy. think you'd be content and think "this is how it's supposed to be, or it could be worse" Things could actually be better So, why are you so afraid of change?
my grandma's 71 and she told me her and her friend text each other a happy face every morning to make sure they both woke up
my grandma's 71 and she told me her and her friend text each other a happy face every morning to make sure they both woke up
SMELLED DRUGS, TOLD THE GUY AT THE
DUMB END OF THE LEASH....GOT TENNIS BALL
END OF REPORT DEPUTY GAGE
SMELLED DRUGS, TOLD THE GUY AT THE DUMB END OF THE LEASH....GOT TENNIS BALL END OF REPORT DEPUTY GAGE
BREAKING NEWS
THIS DUCK IS HAPPY
SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE
BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE
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BREAKING NEWS
THIS DUCK IS HAPP
SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE
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LIVE BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPP SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE
Date: You told me your dog was interesting..
Me: Yes, he's very "into resting"
Date: You told me your dog was interesting.. Me: Yes, he's very "into resting"
IT IS TIME TO GO.
Was I a Good Boy?
I'M TOLD YOU WERE THE BEST.
seebangnow
IT IS TIME TO GO. Was I a Good Boy? I'M TOLD YOU WERE THE BEST. seebangnow
BARK TO WARN MASTER OF INTRUDERS
TOLD TO SHUT
BARK TO WARN MASTER OF INTRUDERS TOLD TO SHUT