#tells memes

: Anonymous No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her >this girl is waifu material >thank you milady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good 24 KB JPG

The guy she tells me not to worry about:

Don't know if this is common but: Was sitting at a bar with a band. It was noisy and crowded. Some girl comes up next to where I was sitting and tells the bartender "excuse me, but I just saw that guy (customer) right there put something in that girl's drink". I didn't see the guy she pointed to. Bartender turns around and said something, I suspect a code word to somebody, and BAM. Immediately all the lights go on, the manager steps on stage, stops the band, and makes the following announcement: "Attention: We have a report that someone in this room possibly drugged a young ladie's drink. We request that all women here immediately put down your drink and don't take another sip. We will replace your drink for free. If you are that young lady, we will notify you when you come to the bar. If anyone is feeling sick or weak please let us know-" Wow. Lights stayed on. Band remained off. For a long time, maybe an hour. Cheers from the crowd and nobody complained. Don't know what the guy did because I didn't know which guy it was.

Don't know if this is common but: Was sitting at a bar with a band. It was noisy and crowded. Some girl comes up next to where I was sitting and tells the bartender "excuse me, but I just saw that guy ( customer) right there put something in that girl's drink". I didn't see the guy she pointed to. Bartender turns around and said something, I suspect a code word to somebody, and BAM. Immediately all the lights go on, the manager steps on stage, stops the band, and makes the following announcement: "Attention: We have a report that someone in this room possibly drugged a young ladie's drink. We request that all women here immediately put down your drink and don't take another sip. We will replace your drink for free. If you are that young lady, we will notify you when you come to the bar. If anyone is feeling sick or weak please let us know." Wow. Lights stayed on. Band remained off. For a long time, maybe an hour. Cheers from the crowd and nobody complained. Don't know what the guy did because I I didn't know which guy it was. That place rocks.

Ladies: You're arguing with your man, he tells you to calm down, you get louder, and then out of nowhere he sprays you with a water bottle and says "Aht Aht!" Wyd next?

Your Mom calls the manager at a restaurant She compliments the waiters and tells the manager what a wonderful job they did

When ur mom brushes ur hair and tells you what a handsome boy u are

when your daughter is upset and you ask her what's wrong, and she tells you that it's personal and she doesn't want to talk about it, and you area good parent that respects her privacy All thon' corrote

When my wife tells me she "only spent $200 on Easter decorations this year" thought you were kidding! thought it was a very funny joke!