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Lemony Snicket's Advice on
Writing a Nice Thank-You Note
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1. Do not start with the thank you.
2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, "Thank you for the nice sweater," you can't imagine what to write next. Say, "It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day."
3. Then you're done.
Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note thesnicketfite 1. Do not start with the thank you. 2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, "Thank you for the nice sweater," you can't imagine what to write next. Say, "It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day." 3. Then you're done.
Doctor: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already.
Woman: Did you just quote Eminem?
Doctor: Mam your husband's alcohol problem is not a joke
Doctor: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. Woman: Did you just quote Eminem? Doctor: Mam your husband's alcohol problem is not a joke