Me *Finally gets into any relationship with a girl* She *Text me first* Me Just like that. my depression is all gone' Something just came over me! suddenly wanted to dance like crazy'
Tony Folly @ecom_mentor If you can't manage $1,000 then you can't manage $10,000. You don't suddenly learn how to handle money by amassing more of it. This is why a lot of lottery winners lose it all. Financial literacy is not a side effect of wealth. Wealth is a side effect of financial literacy.
Queen Kitten @Elanikitten men swear up and down women are dramatic but if u tell them politely they made a mistake on something, suddenly u have to google how to patch a hole in ur wall
27+ GREATEST TUMBLR POSTS YOU'LL EVER SEE While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door. "tis a visitor," I muttered, "dummy thicc, and nothing more" buffafro FA biack-nata
My dad swears by his 15 minute power naps during the day, but he doesn't like napping in bed or on the couch because it's too comfortable and the sleep will "win." During family functions he will suddenly lay down on the floor and wrap himself around the nearest piece of furniture to pass tf out for 15 minute increments. Nobody finds it unusual and we all just step over him. Then he gets up and joins us again.
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I just... I just cannot believe this is it. This is life. There is no magical third act where I am the star in some fantasy adventure. I won't suddenly gain superpowers and fight cal villains. This is it. This is all it will ever be. 50 more years of quiet, drab misery. Our one shot at 164 KB JPG consciousness is spent on something so unimaginably boring. My "gift" of sentience is spent wageslaving, consuming media, messing around with hobbies that will never fill the void, eating, shitting. cleaning. And that is all there is. 164 KB JPG
I just... I just cannot believe this is it. This is life. There is no magical third act where I am the star in some fantasy adventure. I won't suddenly gain superpowers and fight cartoonish villains. This is it. This is all it will ever be. SO more years of quiet, drab misery. Our one shot at 164 KB JPG consciousness is spent on something so unimaginably boring. My "gift" of sentience is spent wageslaving, consuming media, messing around with hobbies that will never fill the void, eating, shitting cleaning And that ic all there ic 164 KB JPG
Me *Finally gets into any relationship with a girl* She *Text me first* Me Just like that. my depression is all gone' Something just came over me! suddenly wanted to dance like crazy'
When you notice your friend got his hair cut and you say "did you get your ears lowered?" and you suddenly realize what a knack you have for comedy I'll be here all week
27+ GREATEST TUMBLR POSTS YOU'LL EVER SEE While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door. "tis a visitor," I muttered, "dummy thicc, and nothing more" buffafro FA biack-nata