#straight memes

UNTIL SOMEBODY PROVES HOMOS AND CAN'T SHOOT A GUN STRAIGHT THEV'RE OIALIEIEN

bitches swear they are straight until- Da Tennis yeah that's me. hitchac

@callmeizzyy If we're walking together just know I will definitely bump into you because I can't walk in a straight line

Having a gay son is like getting a frenchfry in your onion rings, I didn't ask for it but hey I like these too Being straight and Getting hit on by a gay guy is like receiving a lot of money but in the wrong currency. Like wow this is useless RN but if I ever cross the border I'm gonna be one lucky guy. pa ag

now MY SONS ZOOM CLASS WAS RAGGIN ON HIM 4 WEARIN PINK SO I DYED MY HAIR 2 SHOW HIM BOYS CAN WEAR PINK 2 BUT NOW MY WHOLE BATHROOM IS STAINED PINK @ IT STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE I SLAUGHTERED A JIGGLYPUFF IN MY TUB

Me after watching conspiracy videos for 3 hours straight don't know anymore

pp @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera