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A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the te, energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. W The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly te. preached at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot in out of the tree. ATE him out of the tree. tel
Moral of the story:
Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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wztella newztella newztella newztella newzte A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the te, energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. W The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly te. preached at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot in out of the tree. ATE him out of the tree. tel Moral of the story: Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. te SHARE if it made you Laugh!
If you're an adult, do the stuff you couldn't as a kid.
Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren't there to say no.
was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went "Aww man, I'd love a
McFlurry." And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.
I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking "Man, I'd love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park." It took me a few minutes to go "Wait, / can hire one of those bikes!"
I guess what I'm saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a Kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you're an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulae your inner 8 year-old.
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4 jul 2020
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If you're an adult, do the stuff you couldn't as a kid. Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren't there to say no. was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went "Aww man, I'd love a McFlurry." And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great. I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking "Man, I'd love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park." It took me a few minutes to go "Wait, / can hire one of those bikes!" I guess what I'm saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a Kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you're an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulae your inner 8 year-old.
If you're an adult, do the stuff you couldn't as a kid.
Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren't there to say no.
I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went "Aww man, I'd love a
McFlurry." And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.
I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking "Man, I'd love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park." It took me a few minutes to go "Wait, / can hire one of those bikes!"
guess what I'm saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you're an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.
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4 jul 2020
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If you're an adult, do the stuff you couldn't as a kid. Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren't there to say no. I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went "Aww man, I'd love a McFlurry." And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great. I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking "Man, I'd love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park." It took me a few minutes to go "Wait, / can hire one of those bikes!" guess what I'm saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you're an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.
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my dad called me unexpectedly this morning and when i picked up he sighed and paused. i panicked and said 'is everything ok?' and he responded gravely 'well, i've got a real problem.' and then proceeded to tell me he's having trouble scanning documents with his printer &
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26 may 2020
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7] Charlie Warzel @ @cwarzel my dad called me unexpectedly this morning and when i picked up he sighed and paused. i panicked and said 'is everything ok?' and he responded gravely 'well, i've got a real problem.' and then proceeded to tell me he's having trouble scanning documents with his printer & READ THE ROOM DAD