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Cancer Survivor Breaks Girl Scout
Record, Selling Boxes Of Cookies!
Proceeds Are Going To Sick Kids
@tanksgoodnews
32,484.
Boxes
Cancer Survivor Breaks Girl Scout Record, Selling Boxes Of Cookies! Proceeds Are Going To Sick Kids @tanksgoodnews 32,484. Boxes
Me: I'm never talking to him again, he's the worst, I'm sick of his shit
Also my dumbass as soon as he calls:
Me: I'm never talking to him again, he's the worst, I'm sick of his shit Also my dumbass as soon as he calls:
ly
@ElyKreimendahl
so glad I took a sick day so can spend 5% of the day resting and 95% of the day feeling badly about resting
ly @ElyKreimendahl so glad I took a sick day so can spend 5% of the day resting and 95% of the day feeling badly about resting
All these positive posts on like "start your 2018 off right!" are nice and all but,, it's also okay if ur 2018 doesn't start off great. It's okay if you're sick in bed and grieving and haven't showered in a week. You've got a whole year ahead of you to improve yourself and your life like,, it's not a race. You're allowed to take your time with healing and moving forward. I haven't slept well in days so this might be unintelligible but hdbbwnaj I thought someone should make this post even if no one will see it. Good luck with ya new year people
All these positive posts on like "start your 2018 off right!" are nice and all but,, it's also okay if ur 2018 doesn't start off great. It's okay if you're sick in bed and grieving and haven't showered in a week. You've got a whole year ahead of you to improve yourself and your life like,, it's not a race. You're allowed to take your time with healing and moving forward. I haven't slept well in days so this might be unintelligible but hdbbwnaj I thought someone should make this post even if no one will see it. Good luck with ya new year people
Heve's of my theamnanneter firenn last time I was sics anyone needs an exeuse to get out of work,
Can't come in. m sick
Did you mean to send the whole meme or just the picture?
Heve's of my theamnanneter firenn last time I was sics anyone needs an exeuse to get out of work, Can't come in. m sick Did you mean to send the whole meme or just the picture?
SUPERHEROES ARE REAL: HOW YURI WILLIAMS HAS BROUGHT HOPE TO THOUSANDS OF ELDERLY, HOMELESS, AND SICK CHILDREN
Williams brings cheer and love to people who are facing hardship by dressing in costume as their favorite superhero.
SUPERHEROES ARE REAL: HOW YURI WILLIAMS HAS BROUGHT HOPE TO THOUSANDS OF ELDERLY, HOMELESS, AND SICK CHILDREN Williams brings cheer and love to people who are facing hardship by dressing in costume as their favorite superhero.
He thought his dog was sick, but the vet couldn't find anything wrong with it. Turns out the dog was copying his owner's limp out of sympathy. @globalpositivenews
NO NO BRO LISTEN WE FAKE DATE AND MAKE OUT (HARDCORE) FOR LIKE A YEAR (OR MORE IDK AHA) AND THEN TELL EVERYONE IT WAS A SICK EPIC APRIL FOOLS DAY (2021) PRANK
IT'LL BE $O FUNNY I PROIVISE
NO NO BRO LISTEN WE FAKE DATE AND MAKE OUT (HARDCORE) FOR LIKE A YEAR (OR MORE IDK AHA) AND THEN TELL EVERYONE IT WAS A SICK EPIC APRIL FOOLS DAY (2021) PRANK IT'LL BE $O FUNNY I PROIVISE
cory
@harvardgraduat
me: *setting up my hot wheels track* check this shit out my wife: do u see why I'm leaving him
my wife's divorce lawyer: *not even paying attention to her* holy shit that's sick
cory @harvardgraduat me: *setting up my hot wheels track* check this shit out my wife: do u see why I'm leaving him my wife's divorce lawyer: *not even paying attention to her* holy shit that's sick
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old
Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice} What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay-
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you Grandma: [concerned voice} What? What is it? Are you sick? BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay- Grandma: What? BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now. Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie
Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks.
poetic-irony
my naem is skwid tam not fish.
i mite be sick
so im in dish.
the doctor touch it give me shock do not trust
so now im rock
Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks. poetic-irony my naem is skwid tam not fish. i mite be sick so im in dish. the doctor touch it give me shock do not trust so now im rock
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old
Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay-
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother BFF: Grandmother need to talk to you Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick? BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay- Grandma: What? BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now. Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
SICK AND I NEED COMFORTING.
mm rY ANnnc IN CVAKNCTNADIA
SICK AND I NEED COMFORTING. mm rY ANnnc IN CVAKNCTNADIA
@CaucasianJames
when i'm a dad i'm gonna have my kids go on the roof so they can take sick pics of me like this for IG
@CaucasianJames when i'm a dad i'm gonna have my kids go on the roof so they can take sick pics of me like this for IG
So my friend's vet has a comfort-dog assisstant that helps sick patients know that everything will be alright and his is really all you need to see today
So my friend's vet has a comfort-dog assisstant that helps sick patients know that everything will be alright and his is really all you need to see today
asked my boss fora sick day, but he just screamed and threw
his juice box at me.
@AnnaDoesntWantTo
asked my boss fora sick day, but he just screamed and threw his juice box at me. @AnnaDoesntWantTo
So my friend's vet has a comfort-dog
assistant that helps sick patients know that everything will be alright and this is really all you need to see today
So my friend's vet has a comfort-dog assistant that helps sick patients know that everything will be alright and this is really all you need to see today
those work for you
I'm pretty open. My wife works Monday if you would want to grab it from her, or I can meet you tomorrow if you'd like.
(How about tomorrow about
Works. Where would you want to meet?
And potentially odd question. Do you need
Lmao sure!
any eggs?
those work for you I'm pretty open. My wife works Monday if you would want to grab it from her, or I can meet you tomorrow if you'd like. (How about tomorrow about Works. Where would you want to meet? And potentially odd question. Do you need Lmao sure! any eggs?
Sick of
having no friends
Sick of having no friends
This is Frederico. He is sick with kennel cough. Accepting flowers and get well soon balloons