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gets more karma
than my gf shell watch star
_wars
gets more karma than my gf shell watch star _wars
Donnovan Bennett @ @donn... v
#KamalaHarris is now the Black person, woman, Indian American,
'ist Asian American, HBCU grad.
Time to give @KamalaHarris her flowers.
Think about the amount of people she'll inspire. #bidenharis2020
ere
Kamala Harrie
Donnovan Bennett @ @donn... v #KamalaHarris is now the Black person, woman, Indian American, 'ist Asian American, HBCU grad. Time to give @KamalaHarris her flowers. Think about the amount of people she'll inspire. #bidenharis2020 ere Kamala Harrie
gets more karma than my gf shell watch star
gets more karma than my gf shell watch star
Anonymous No.62678595
>be me
>super introverted
>can't talk to women without spilling my spaghetti
>force myself to talk to many women
197MBPNG ONline (text, voice chat etc.)
>can now do so with ease
>problem is it's boring now
Where do you robots exiting your robotdom talk to women irl during the pandemic? My whole area is still in lockdown. I want to keep this momentum going.
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Anonymous No.62678595 >be me >super introverted >can't talk to women without spilling my spaghetti >force myself to talk to many women 197MBPNG ONline (text, voice chat etc.) >can now do so with ease >problem is it's boring now Where do you robots exiting your robotdom talk to women irl during the pandemic? My whole area is still in lockdown. I want to keep this momentum going. View Thread
My extroverted friends forcing me to be social like: She'll drag him outside if he won't come out and
bottom of my purse
My neighbor saw my toddler streaking through our yard and said, "I had one of those and now she is CEO of a company. She may almost kill you but
she'll do great things in this world.
Hang in there!"
That's the sort of encouragement that mamas of strong-willed children need.
bottom of my purse My neighbor saw my toddler streaking through our yard and said, "I had one of those and now she is CEO of a company. She may almost kill you but she'll do great things in this world. Hang in there!" That's the sort of encouragement that mamas of strong-willed children need.
when your mum says she'll be back soon but the cashier starts scanning your items
when your mum says she'll be back soon but the cashier starts scanning your items
champagne_papi_ You're going to be 16, 17, 18 for only 365 days. And you could die at 19 or 20 or even at 16. When your mom asks you if you want to sleep in her bed, say yes. One day she'll be in the hospital and there won't be enough room to make up for right now. Stop cancelling plans; go out and use your legs while they work. You're guaranteed nothing. Stop denying affection. You'll never be able to love someone as a teenager at 35. Someone, many someones are going to tell you they love you. Don't keep quiet because you've been told its too soon. If you love them, say so, be brutally, beautifully honest. Go out and change the world. Fight for peace, equality and change. When you're 70 and can only watch the news all day you don't want to see the same issues still going on when you had every chance to fight it. Stop romanticizing the "I don't need anybody" and don't have feelings" attitude. It's easier to make friends in high school than in nursing homes. Embrace feelings and intimacy. Don't apologize for caring and don't let anyone make you feel guilty even if it's one sided. You're only a teenage for 2,555 days and then you're 20. Life never slows down. Bones become fragile and break. People die, and hearts become weak with every atom in your body, live right now.
champagne_papi_ You're going to be 16, 17, 18 for only 365 days. And you could die at 19 or 20 or even at 16. When your mom asks you if you want to sleep in her bed, say yes. One day she'll be in the hospital and there won't be enough room to make up for right now. Stop cancelling plans; go out and use your legs while they work. You're guaranteed nothing. Stop denying affection. You'll never be able to love someone as a teenager at 35. Someone, many someones are going to tell you they love you. Don't keep quiet because you've been told its too soon. If you love them, say so, be brutally, beautifully honest. Go out and change the world. Fight for peace, equality and change. When you're 70 and can only watch the news all day you don't want to see the same issues still going on when you had every chance to fight it. Stop romanticizing the "I don't need anybody" and don't have feelings" attitude. It's easier to make friends in high school than in nursing homes. Embrace feelings and intimacy. Don't apologize for caring and don't let anyone make you feel guilty even if it's one sided. You're only a teenage for 2,555 days and then you're 20. Life never slows down. Bones become fragile and break. People die, and hearts become weak with every atom in your body, live right now.
Me when i see my crush
I don't know if i should ask don't know if she'll love her out me back
All I know that I must act weird
Adada with mu qiimnace
Me when i see my crush I don't know if i should ask don't know if she'll love her out me back All I know that I must act weird Adada with mu qiimnace
My extroverted friends forcing me to be social like: She'll drag him outside if he won't come out and
Donnovan Bennett @ @donn... v
#KamalaHarris is now the Black person, woman, Indian American,
'ist Asian American, HBCU grad.
Time to give @KamalaHarris her flowers.
Think about the amount of people she'll inspire. #bidenharis2020
ere
Kamala Harrie
Donnovan Bennett @ @donn... v #KamalaHarris is now the Black person, woman, Indian American, 'ist Asian American, HBCU grad. Time to give @KamalaHarris her flowers. Think about the amount of people she'll inspire. #bidenharis2020 ere Kamala Harrie
DY keuhkopussirotta Follow
'Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she'll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat's neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
You are the first one to figure out the obvious:
DY keuhkopussirotta Follow 'Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she'll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat's neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them. You are the first one to figure out the obvious:
i'm going to invent the anti-alexa. she'll be programmed to ignore everything i ask, play smashmouth at 4 am for no reason, and spy on jeff bezos.
alphacrone
WAIT
alphacrone
i'm going to invent the anti-alexa. she'll be programmed to ignore everything i ask, play smashmouth at 4 am for no reason, and spy on jeff bezos. alphacrone WAIT alphacrone
My extroverted friends forcing me to be social like: She'll drag him outside if he won't come out and
Anonymous No.62678595
>be me
>super introverted
>can't talk to women without spilling my spaghetti
>force myself to talk to many women
197MBPNG ONline (text, voice chat etc.)
>can now do so with ease
>problem is it's boring now
Where do you robots exiting your robotdom talk to women irl during the pandemic? My whole area is still in lockdown. I want to keep this momentum going.
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Anonymous No.62678595 >be me >super introverted >can't talk to women without spilling my spaghetti >force myself to talk to many women 197MBPNG ONline (text, voice chat etc.) >can now do so with ease >problem is it's boring now Where do you robots exiting your robotdom talk to women irl during the pandemic? My whole area is still in lockdown. I want to keep this momentum going. View Thread
Shell-Shocked: Volunteers Rescue
Thousands Of "Cold-Stunned" Texas
Turtles
Shell-Shocked: Volunteers Rescue Thousands Of "Cold-Stunned" Texas Turtles
She'll drag him outside if he won't come out and
imentallyaill she'll lowe these
onng he's
ff
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A DAD JOKE TO PICK YOU UP..
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A DAD JOKE TO PICK YOU UP.. JASON THARP WONDERVILIIE STUDIOS I iacontharn com
Friday just called.
She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing al
Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing al
Me when i see my crush
I don't know if i should ask don't know if she'll love her out me back
All I know that I must act weird
Adada with mu qiimnace
Me when i see my crush I don't know if i should ask don't know if she'll love her out me back All I know that I must act weird Adada with mu qiimnace
Donnovan Bennett @ @donn... v
#KamalaHarris is now the Black person, woman, Indian American,
'ist Asian American, HBCU grad.
Time to give @KamalaHarris her flowers.
Think about the amount of people she'll inspire. #bidenharis2020
ere
Kamala Harrie
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Donnovan Bennett @ @donn... v #KamalaHarris is now the Black person, woman, Indian American, 'ist Asian American, HBCU grad. Time to give @KamalaHarris her flowers. Think about the amount of people she'll inspire. #bidenharis2020 ere Kamala Harrie
If a girl cares about you she'll get upset over little things and if you can't handle that, go for a hoe who doesn't care what you do.
PM - Twitter for iPhone
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If a girl cares about you she'll get upset over little things and if you can't handle that, go for a hoe who doesn't care what you do. PM - Twitter for iPhone 60 Retweets Quote Tweets 306 likes C)) a~) "a
!Dear Chainz, my girlfriend says if I don't score in the next football game she'll dump me. What should I do?
!Dear Chainz, my girlfriend says if I don't score in the next football game she'll dump me. What should I do?
Love her extra on her bad days. I mean, she'll get too emotional sometimes, too clingy sometimes, she might get angry at small things sometimes.
Understand.
Instead of getting mad at her, be extra patient with her.
Those are the days she needs your love & patience the most.
Love her extra on her bad days. I mean, she'll get too emotional sometimes, too clingy sometimes, she might get angry at small things sometimes. Understand. Instead of getting mad at her, be extra patient with her. Those are the days she needs your love & patience the most.
She'll need a mask just for her breath
Me when i see my crush
I don't know if i should ask don't know if she'll love her out me back
All I know that I must act weird
Adada with mu qiimnace
Me when i see my crush I don't know if i should ask don't know if she'll love her out me back All I know that I must act weird Adada with mu qiimnace
Donnovan Bennett @ @donn... v
#KamalaHarris is now the Black person, woman, Indian American,
'ist Asian American, HBCU grad.
Time to give @KamalaHarris her flowers.
Think about the amount of people she'll inspire. #bidenharis2020
ere
Kamala Harrie
Donnovan Bennett @ @donn... v #KamalaHarris is now the Black person, woman, Indian American, 'ist Asian American, HBCU grad. Time to give @KamalaHarris her flowers. Think about the amount of people she'll inspire. #bidenharis2020 ere Kamala Harrie
How girls flirt:
She'll sneak glimpses of you so she won't get caught staring, but you'll notice it anyway. She'll wait for you to start a conversation, as as soon as you start one, she won't ever want to stop talking to you. She'll hit you and punch you playfully. She'll be mean to you specially, because it's casicr to be mean than to actually let you in on how she feels.
How girls flirt: She'll sneak glimpses of you so she won't get caught staring, but you'll notice it anyway. She'll wait for you to start a conversation, as as soon as you start one, she won't ever want to stop talking to you. She'll hit you and punch you playfully. She'll be mean to you specially, because it's casicr to be mean than to actually let you in on how she feels.
Love her extra on her bad days. I mean, she'll get too emotional sometimes, too clingy sometimes, she might get angry at small things sometimes.
Understand.
Instead of getting mad at her, be extra patient with her.
Those are the days she needs your love & patience the most.
Love her extra on her bad days. I mean, she'll get too emotional sometimes, too clingy sometimes, she might get angry at small things sometimes. Understand. Instead of getting mad at her, be extra patient with her. Those are the days she needs your love & patience the most.
PET THEIR SHELLS
"Snails love getting their shells rubbed. When your snail is relaxed, simply wet your finger and gently stroke their shell. Remember to be very delicate and to not apply too much pressure.
Often their eyestalks will get droopy and they'll even fall asleep!"
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PET THEIR SHELLS "Snails love getting their shells rubbed. When your snail is relaxed, simply wet your finger and gently stroke their shell. Remember to be very delicate and to not apply too much pressure. Often their eyestalks will get droopy and they'll even fall asleep!" O HIVELIGHTER