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You're dumber than a preying mantis with a sex addiction
Hahaha
Islavme
You're dumber than a preying mantis with a sex addiction Hahaha Islavme
that one king of the hill episode where dale applies for a job at hooters to try to sue it for sex discrimination and they give him the job anyway
that one king of the hill episode where dale applies for a job at hooters to try to sue it for sex discrimination and they give him the job anyway
Two wild animals about to qpave sex
National Geographic cameraman
III
Two wild animals about to qpave sex National Geographic cameraman III
"we have the same music taste"
ok then let's have rough sex
"we have the same music taste" ok then let's have rough sex
SEX 4
2021, Nintendo
7
SEX 4 2021, Nintendo 7
i'm not a morning person unless u want morning sex
i'm not a morning person unless u want morning sex
Upgrade your life
-Drink Water
-Pee after sex
-Don't creep on your social media
-Get Tested
- Increase in your diet
-Let go of toxic people
-It's okay to cut family off
-Do what's best for your wellbeing always
-Most importantly, LOVE YOU
Soiirce: likewasahi
Upgrade your life -Drink Water -Pee after sex -Don't creep on your social media -Get Tested - Increase in your diet -Let go of toxic people -It's okay to cut family off -Do what's best for your wellbeing always -Most importantly, LOVE YOU Soiirce: likewasahi
MY HUSBAND IS DEAD
I don't want to remarry.
only want SEX.
af
See my ptssy.
CLICK HERE
MY HUSBAND IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. only want SEX. af See my ptssy. CLICK HERE
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honaprboisenidiae ox > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early
1990's
> Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work
> 19 yo qt with long black hair
65 KB JPG > We spent a lot of time together
as I had to drive her around
> One day we are alone at home
> We are watching videos, Robocop
> She stops the movie and says she has something to show me
> Puts in another video, smiles and press play
> Porno. Never seen a porno before, don't know why she is showing me this
> Tell her to put Robocop on again
> Watch Robocop in silence
> Awesome movie
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Anonymous No.807496699 honaprboisenidiae ox > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair 65 KB JPG > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos, Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > Porno. Never seen a porno before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie View Thread
Sex monster
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you
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Which pill are you taking?
Rough sex ing all night all night
wholeaone
Which pill are you taking? Rough sex ing all night all night wholeaone
take make
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you inner.
We We ave have sex II
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you inner. We We ave have sex II CUIDIDT
@dumb.bunny.gf
dating me is fun
you get
hmph mmm sleep yes
SOBS i haven't slept i'm horny hmph
whenever we have sex refer to my
SOBBING vagina as a "thussy"
@dumb.bunny.gf dating me is fun you get hmph mmm sleep yes SOBS i haven't slept i'm horny hmph whenever we have sex refer to my SOBBING vagina as a "thussy"
lick me , tease me,
touch me , please me
sex me , bless me, caress me, you wantit, on it
lick me , tease me, touch me , please me sex me , bless me, caress me, you wantit, on it
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My boyfriend used to be a sex worker, and once he got a woman who said she'd pay him to just lay his head across her lap, and let her play with his hair for a few hours.
He did so, and after he asked why. She said that her husband recently died in hospital and they used to do that. She didn't ask for anything more, and my boyfriend just decided to let her keep the money.
Not really "weird" but it's one of the few things he really remembers fondly.
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HOLY SHPT MY HEART
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One of the reasons I think it should be legal everywhere. Some people are just looking for some companionship after the loss of a significant other, no sex involved. Things like
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302 C) 302 Share 4 Awards My boyfriend used to be a sex worker, and once he got a woman who said she'd pay him to just lay his head across her lap, and let her play with his hair for a few hours. He did so, and after he asked why. She said that her husband recently died in hospital and they used to do that. She didn't ask for anything more, and my boyfriend just decided to let her keep the money. Not really "weird" but it's one of the few things he really remembers fondly. S Reply 1.0k VLenin2291 Now HOLY SHPT MY HEART CC 81% PAKMan1988 snoopman420 sundevilz1980 Award One of the reasons I think it should be legal everywhere. Some people are just looking for some companionship after the loss of a significant other, no sex involved. Things like thie ara nratth: enamman fram wihat havea raad Add a comment
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Body wants sex.
Heart wants love.
Soul needs peace.
Body wants sex. Heart wants love. Soul needs peace.
& SHOOT OUT!
[SCHOOL MAP] dd, Bs sex
& SHOOT OUT! [SCHOOL MAP] dd, Bs sex
sex with three people IS called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome. then I know why everyone calls you handsome
sex with three people IS called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome. then I know why everyone calls you handsome
You don't need to have sex to be a worthy person
You dont need to
a mountain to be a worthy person, either
You are already worthy.
Do things because
You don't need to have sex to be a worthy person You dont need to a mountain to be a worthy person, either You are already worthy. Do things because
pen island
@mandible
Girls be like "i hate this man" then have sex with him
pen island @mandible Girls be like "i hate this man" then have sex with him
do you wanna have rough sex in the back of a car?
do you wanna have rough sex in the back of a car?
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Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
Which pill are you taking?
Rough sex
Cuddling all night
wholesome. ..milktea
all night
Which pill are you taking? Rough sex Cuddling all night wholesome. ..milktea all night
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Yea, sex is cool and all, but I'd rather
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i'm in along distance relationship and i don't get to see my girl so if we meet i'd prefer to hug her for a long time rather than having sex. it's just me tho
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I'm not in a long distance relationship, I'm sad and just want a hug.
it's okay man. I hope things get better for you. until then keep being strong
Regular
Thanks man
FullGrownHip
Hey I'd give you a hug if I could.
Sometimes a hug is all you need
Xdahn24
Can you give me a virtual hug? Ive been needing it lately.
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NSFW Gi Yea, sex is cool and all, but I'd rather 7,2k 278 Share Award Reply 938 (Q, BEST COMMENTS RjSkitchie & 1 Award hauntile & 1 Award UselessButSmartGuy Awards _tivesh_ & 1 Award goodbye HH md an Regular i'm in along distance relationship and i don't get to see my girl so if we meet i'd prefer to hug her for a long time rather than having sex. it's just me tho Regular 2 Awards I'm not in a long distance relationship, I'm sad and just want a hug. it's okay man. I hope things get better for you. until then keep being strong Regular Thanks man FullGrownHip Hey I'd give you a hug if I could. Sometimes a hug is all you need Xdahn24 Can you give me a virtual hug? Ive been needing it lately. Add a comment Y
= Daily Mail MORE STORIES Q
Female middle school teacher allegedly had sex eight or nine times with a 15-year-old male student at her home - while her own child was also in the house
By Rachel Sharp For
07 Feb 2020, updated 07 Feb 2020
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are:
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Ellarea Silva, a 34-year-old teacher at
Northwestern Middle School in Zachary,
Louisiana, allegedly had sex eight or nine times with a student, 15, at her home
Silva's child was also present in the house at the time, authorities said
She is also accused of giving the boy a vape that may have contained THC
Silva was placed on leave on January 24, when authorities learned of allegations
On Wednesday, a councilman slammed cops for keeping quiet about the case
Silva turned herself in to police the following day
Zachary Schools Superintendent insisted
'no one is covering anything up'
Silva is being held in East Baton Rouge
Parish Prison on a bond of $225,000
She is facing several charges including indecent behavior with a juvenile, felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile and oral sexual battery
A female middle school teacher allegedly had sex eight or nine times with a 15-year-old student at her home, while her own child was also present in the house.
Ellarea Silva, a 34-year-old science teacher at
Northwestern Middle School in Zachary,
Louisiana, turned herself in to police on
Thursday following allegations she had sex with the boy on multiple occasions last summer, authorities said.
= Daily Mail MORE STORIES Q Female middle school teacher allegedly had sex eight or nine times with a 15-year-old male student at her home - while her own child was also in the house By Rachel Sharp For 07 Feb 2020, updated 07 Feb 2020 230 are: @ 27 comments Ellarea Silva, a 34-year-old teacher at Northwestern Middle School in Zachary, Louisiana, allegedly had sex eight or nine times with a student, 15, at her home Silva's child was also present in the house at the time, authorities said She is also accused of giving the boy a vape that may have contained THC Silva was placed on leave on January 24, when authorities learned of allegations On Wednesday, a councilman slammed cops for keeping quiet about the case Silva turned herself in to police the following day Zachary Schools Superintendent insisted 'no one is covering anything up' Silva is being held in East Baton Rouge Parish Prison on a bond of $225,000 She is facing several charges including indecent behavior with a juvenile, felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile and oral sexual battery A female middle school teacher allegedly had sex eight or nine times with a 15-year-old student at her home, while her own child was also present in the house. Ellarea Silva, a 34-year-old science teacher at Northwestern Middle School in Zachary, Louisiana, turned herself in to police on Thursday following allegations she had sex with the boy on multiple occasions last summer, authorities said.
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you 19 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone knew
you need to go
that meme page outside
will not have sex with you
you need to go that meme page outside will not have sex with you
The Lion chose sex over food while
The Zebra chose porn over life.
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The Lion chose sex over food while The Zebra chose porn over life.
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@dumb.bunny.gf
Should Christian Gi
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have anal sex instead. I Girl Defined
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@dumb.bunny.gf Should Christian Gi views - 4 months ago Like Dislike have anal sex instead. I Girl Defined Like Dislike Share Download Save
Wholesome.milktea
Rough sex
and cuddles
Wholesome.milktea Rough sex and cuddles
let's be opossi in love
and have sex until we die
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let's be opossi in love and have sex until we die
have sex'
ah right so u never read omegaverse fanfiction
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have sex' ah right so u never read omegaverse fanfiction
WHY DID YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP END?
A. ARGUING TOO MUCH NO SEX QR
C. NO QUALITY TIME
D. BORING RELATIONSHIP .2*
E. CHEATING
F. FINANCES
G. ADDICTION wae
WHY DID YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP END? A. ARGUING TOO MUCH NO SEX QR C. NO QUALITY TIME D. BORING RELATIONSHIP .2* E. CHEATING F. FINANCES G. ADDICTION wae