#seconds memes

IMAGINE THERE IS A BANK ACCOUNT THAT CREDITS YOUR ACCOUNT EACH MORNING WITH $86,400 IT CARRIES OVER NO BALANCE FROM DAY TO DAY... WHAT WOULD YOU DO? DRAW OUT EVERY CENT, OF COURSE? EACH OF US HAS SUCH A BANK, IT'S NAME IS TIME EVERY MORNING, IT CREDITS YOU 86,400 SECONDS YOU MUST LIVE IN THE PRESENT ON TODAY'S DEPOSITS THE CLOCK IS RUNNING. MAKE THE MOST OF TODAY.

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me: hey u love me right? my boo: yes love you my insecure ass .1738 seconds later: hey u love me right? my boo: I literally- me: Drizzy @ @Drake Just double checking.

This photo is from 1955, it was called "al few seconds before happiness".

When it's been 3: seconds since your last text and they still haven't replied Love me back bitch

UPVOTE in 30 seconds And you will hear the BEST news of ur LIFE

Cats 30 seconds after being let outside LET MEN

If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390 away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention.

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When you've been in the kitchen for 5 seconds And no one has offered you atreat

Thoughts of @ @dog_ feelings just a heads up. will be running around the house. as fast as possible. for the next 15 seconds. will have no regard for furniture. or any individuals in my way. when am done. do not ask me why have done this. because i do not know

best advice from my dad: "you believed in Santa for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 10 seconds" PM SK

natrashafierce: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, "Hey," in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, "ARGH." My parrot said, "Hey," all softly and sweetly like a dozen times over the next minute. It made me feel better instantly. My parrot is better at conflict de- escalation than most people.

STAGES OF THANKSGIVING 1. Excited to see family 2. Asking momina to make your fav dish 3. Wailin' for that turkey tho 4, Coming hack ter seconds and inll Nap time!

me: hey u love me right? my boo: yes i love you my insecure ass .1738 seconds later: hey u love me right? my boo: I literally- me: Drizzy @Drake Just double checking.

Me angrily-texting finally go to AVES! to Me missing him two seconds aft he goe: offline

When I'm with you hours feel like seconds. When we're apart, days feel like years.

me seconds...

imiss you a lot even though you've only been gone for 2 seconds va

Schwab @veschwab Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to spend at least 60 seconds thinking about all the ways you are awesome. AM - Jan 8, 2019 - Twitter Web Client

telling you love you ina normal way sending you a wholesome meme that reminds me of you every 20 he- seconds

when they respond to your text in .0OOO2 seconds

Seconds before birb executed his plan successfully dit: bi

WHEN IT'S BEEN .04 SECONDS SINGE YOU ASKED FOR SEEB

turn my back for 2 seconds and he's trying to steal my girl and my food.

Denzel Washington @DenzelWashngton If you had $86,400 and someone stole $60, would you throw away $86,340 for revenge? Or move on and live? Each of us have 86,400 seconds every day. DON'T let someone's negative GO seconds ruin the remaining 86,340. LIFE IS BIGGER THAN THAT AND SO ARE YOU! Traduire le Tweet Twitter for iPhone Datweate

Me hiding in the bathroom so I can have thirty seconds of peace before my kids find me

telling you i love you ina normal way @wholesomenste sending you a wholesome meme that reminds me of you every 20 seconds

when they respond to your text in .OOO2 seconds

telling you i love you ina normal way sending you a wholesome meme that reminds me of you every 20 seconds