for Karen Disapproves @KDisapproves SISTER: (hears screaming, fighting, and crying in the background) Do you want me to call you at a @Karen.Visapproves better time? ME: In 18 years? This is our baseline. There is no better time.
4 People the personal hygiene spectrum. Now I am exhausted from wiping everything down. The UPS and FED EX peeps have become used to me screaming through the door to step away and leave it. saw one Friday,sitting in his truck watching me in my gloves, mask and spray bottle of properly diluted bleach preparing my delivery for intake... This morning I am cleaning the kitchen because Mark decided we needed to defrost and brine chicken for several meals... Now I have chicken bacteria to scrub down. I need my eyebrows, upper lip waxed. Decided if I have to go to intensive care and am going to kick the icu nurses are going to have to do this,no way in hell ES & @ @ AM @an67%
Not Your Trending Mom @notyrtrendngmom My child: I want snack. Me: Okay, just give me one minute and I will get it for you. What my child heard: You will never eat another snack again. Commence with the screaming.
4 People the personal hygiene spectrum. Now I am exhausted from wiping everything down. The UPS and FED EX peeps have become used to me screaming through the door to step away and leave it. saw one Friday,sitting in his truck watching me in my gloves, mask and spray bottle of properly diluted bleach preparing my delivery for intake... This morning I am cleaning the kitchen because Mark decided we needed to defrost and brine chicken for several meals... Now I have chicken bacteria to scrub down. I need my eyebrows, upper lip waxed. Decided if I have to go to intensive care and am going to kick the icu nurses are going to have to do this,no way in hell ES & @ @ AM @an67%
Whenever I leave my house ty My kidsbutler Shout out to my neighbors for pretending iney dont hear me screaming like a raging psycnopath at my kids fram time to time.
4 People the personal hygiene spectrum. Now I am exhausted from wiping everything down. The UPS and FED EX peeps have become used to me screaming through the door to step away and leave it. saw one Friday,sitting in his truck watching me in my gloves, mask and spray bottle of properly diluted bleach preparing my delivery for intake... This morning I am cleaning the kitchen because Mark decided we needed to defrost and brine chicken for several meals... Now I have chicken bacteria to scrub down. I need my eyebrows, upper lip waxed. Decided if I have to go to intensive care and am going to kick the icu nurses are going to have to do this,no way in hell ES & @ @ AM @an67%
Sh What's the most creepily intelligent thing your pet has ever done? The-Goat-Lord I had a really bad day and was in my room crying, my cockatiel Stormageddon started screaming from his cage so I got him out, he jumped onto my shoulder and put his head on my cheek and started saying "it's ok it's ok it's ok" over and over again. I say that to him when he freaks out in his cage at night time (a car honks a horn outside and he starts screaming and flapping his wings) I didn't realise he could tell I was sad and say it back to me to comfort me like I comfort him let alone say it at all. Wihnlaeaama nacblatiol
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