#sandwich memes

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call this the "might make another sandwich, might not"
call this the "might make another sandwich, might not"
When your Kid steals your sleep, sanity amd now your sandwich
writing-prompt-s
While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.
You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke.
The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract.
No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don't often get homemade sandwiches.
writing-prompt-s While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon. You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don't often get homemade sandwiches.
harrisoncorboy
You wanna make that earth sandwich
You live in Australia or New
Zealand?
Australia the sanhich my
brother
@ horrisoncorboy Bo
Do you have a piece of bread?
Yes
Are you willing to go outside and place the bread down and take a selfie with the bread even tho it's late over there?
Anything for you
harrisoncorboy You wanna make that earth sandwich You live in Australia or New Zealand? Australia the sanhich my brother @ horrisoncorboy Bo Do you have a piece of bread? Yes Are you willing to go outside and place the bread down and take a selfie with the bread even tho it's late over there? Anything for you
Sally
@_tweetsbysal
Hear me out when I say triangle has more sandwich.
Sally @_tweetsbysal Hear me out when I say triangle has more sandwich.
caruso_online
@normalguycaruso
Ate half my sandwich prolly save the other half for later
caruso_online @normalguycaruso Ate half my sandwich prolly save the other half for later
@Emma_Oh_
Overheard a woman Say very angrily on the phone married a stale ham sandwich of a human" and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult
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@Emma_Oh_ Overheard a woman Say very angrily on the phone married a stale ham sandwich of a human" and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult