#roommate memes

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BuckArmy @ @BuckArmy
Hey @Dbacks my roommate is on a date
6 rows above home plate. Any chance we
could tell the camera man to zoom out a bit so I can see how it's going???
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I You'll probably have better luck with the
TV crew: @BallySportSAZ.
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BuckArmy @ @BuckArmy Hey @Dbacks my roommate is on a date 6 rows above home plate. Any chance we could tell the camera man to zoom out a bit so I can see how it's going??? 21442 4009 58 Arizona Diamondbacks @ @Db... Th I You'll probably have better luck with the TV crew: @BallySportSAZ. 18 @Dbacks hero's. Hey @BallySportSAZ any chance? PM - - Twitter for iPhone
>be me
>find trap porn because of this dumb site
>download a gay hookup app to find one and get the urge off me
>match with a short femme nerd
21 KB JPG >doesn't crossdress but girly as all hell
>closeenough.jpeg
>hookup two separate times
>starts coming over for tv and games sometimes without sex
>randomly brings food over from his shitty wageslave gig
>asks to be my roommate so he can finally move out of his parents' house
>we've become great buds and regularly have sex
mewmfiac in "alAwvina mann rrlatinnrhin
>be me >find trap porn because of this dumb site >download a gay hookup app to find one and get the urge off me >match with a short femme nerd 21 KB JPG >doesn't crossdress but girly as all hell >closeenough.jpeg >hookup two separate times >starts coming over for tv and games sometimes without sex >randomly brings food over from his shitty wageslave gig >asks to be my roommate so he can finally move out of his parents' house >we've become great buds and regularly have sex mewmfiac in "alAwvina mann rrlatinnrhin
My roommate moved out and my cat called dibs.
My roommate moved out and my cat called dibs.
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious.,. Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she's here all the time. So
Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time she's seen us be affectionate, that's neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she's "uncomfortable" here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn't like living with lesbians, cause it's not "normal", so now I'm pissed.
Then, Dale goes, "well you don't live here, so it shouldn't be a problem, just stop coming escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won't leave our house....she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, "call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape...
And that's the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room...
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious.,. Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she's here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time she's seen us be affectionate, that's neither here nor there. So today she tells Dale she's "uncomfortable" here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn't like living with lesbians, cause it's not "normal", so now I'm pissed. Then, Dale goes, "well you don't live here, so it shouldn't be a problem, just stop coming escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won't leave our house....she locked herself in Dales room. So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, "call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape... And that's the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room...
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