#rhyming memes

WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY. KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS" SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN WITH "TREATS"

Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Nobody is more amused with themself than an 8 year old who successfully gave their parent bunny ears in a picture. AM Dec 27, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

Rhyming Mama My daughter told me she had a nightmare that while she was asleep the rest of our family ate cake without her and honestly, the thought of missing a cake party terrifies me too.

Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I was having a rough day with the kids and it showed. My husband just slammed a beer down in front of me, told me to drink up, go for a walk and he'd take care of dinner. So what I'm saying is, if you're going to have kids, do it with someone who understands and supports you.

Rhyming Mama @sarabellalo123 When my daughter was 3 she insisted on picking her clothes and fixing her hair by herself. On school picture day they asked if I wanted to fix her up a bit. I declined because I wanted to capture her as she was. It wasn't a picture perfect photo, but it will always be my favorite

Rhyming Mama 12 I'll never understand why kids are such a pain in the ass when you ask them to eat a meal. That's, literally, my favorite thing to do.

Rhyming Mama 12 I'll never understand why kids are such a pain in the ass when you ask them to eat a meal. That's, literally, my favorite thing to do.

Rhyming Mama fa sarabellab l? 3 I believe in ghosts. I think aliens built the pyramids. But I'm skeptical af when Gail from the Facebook mom's group says she has a "pretty chill" toddler. Nice try Gail, but I'm not sure those exist.

Rhyming @sarabellabi23 Tell your kids about all the cute things they used to say when they were toddlers so they can repeat that shit 8000 times in an annoying and not so endearing way.

Rhyming Mama @sarabellain123 oP While in crowded store, my daughter just yelled, "mom, stop calling me the C word!" Cute. She wanted me to stop calling her cute. @9

Rhyming Mama Of all the terrible ways to be woken up think, "Mommy, my fart is on the floor," takes the cake.

Rhyming Mama y @sarabellab123 just yelled, "1, 2, 3 mommy is lava!" and my kids ran away, leaving me to drink my coffee in peace. I'm pretty sure I've peaked for the day.

Rhyming Mama I miss the days when I could just throw on any summer dress and not worry about silly things like armpit fat.

Rhyming Mama A friend of mine dropped a tie die slime kit by my house so my kids and I could have a fun quarantine craft and her gesture made me cry because now I need to make a new friend who won't gift my kids tie died slime.

\ Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Each arm is stacked with grocery bags A baby on my hip The mail is pinned below my chin I hope it doesn't slip! While I fumble for my keys To get the door unlocked My toddler had the nerve to ask If I could hold her rock

\ Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Ever used your phone to shine a light on your kids face to see if they've finally fallen asleep and then accidentally dropped it on their head? Um...me either.

Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 ll the terrible ways to be woken nk, "Mommy, my fart is on the r," takes the cake. @9