#phone_dump memes

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"If you were a book
I'd lick my fingers
and flip your pages,
until your spine creased
and you lay spent,
with nothing else to offer.
Then, I'd cup you in my palms and read you again."
"If you were a book I'd lick my fingers and flip your pages, until your spine creased and you lay spent, with nothing else to offer. Then, I'd cup you in my palms and read you again."
me: *spends hours with my favorite person*
me as soon as they leave:
me: *spends hours with my favorite person* me as soon as they leave:
The bride's father died and donated his heart. The man who received the transplant walked her down the aisle.
The bride's father died and donated his heart. The man who received the transplant walked her down the aisle.
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Adam Wren
@adamwren
When you compliment a
Midwesterner on a personal possession, it is custom for him to respond by explaining that he acquired said item at a significant discount.
AM
2 Adam Wren @adamwren When you compliment a Midwesterner on a personal possession, it is custom for him to respond by explaining that he acquired said item at a significant discount. AM
Land of cuteness
No matter the size of a box, a cat will try to sit in it.
AM - 25 Jan 2017
Land of cuteness No matter the size of a box, a cat will try to sit in it. AM - 25 Jan 2017