#pants memes

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Her: I can't wear this to your family dinner when I wore it to your cousin's wedding three months ago.
Him: I haven't washed my pants since June.
IN
ON
Her: I can't wear this to your family dinner when I wore it to your cousin's wedding three months ago. Him: I haven't washed my pants since June. IN ON
he put his pants on.... he is ready for the day..........
he put his pants on.... he is ready for the day..........
Raw Motherhood)
@MetteAngerhofer @rawrnother.hood
Not to brag, but both my kids peed their pants at the same time, so clearly I'm killing it as a mom.
PM 09 Mar 20 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood) @MetteAngerhofer @rawrnother.hood Not to brag, but both my kids peed their pants at the same time, so clearly I'm killing it as a mom. PM 09 Mar 20 Twitter for Android
My wife got me Superman dress socks (with cape) that I now secretly rock at work. Sometimes I want to lift my pants up and run down the hallways to see the capes fly. It's the little things.
My wife got me Superman dress socks (with cape) that I now secretly rock at work. Sometimes I want to lift my pants up and run down the hallways to see the capes fly. It's the little things.
If dog wore pants would he wear them like this or like this?
If dog wore pants would he wear them like this or like this?
when bae sends you a cute text
Ugh, my heart just pooped its pants.
when bae sends you a cute text Ugh, my heart just pooped its pants.
So when I I was a kid I, I had a raggedy Ann doll given to me by my grandmother. It had my birth name embroidered into a heart on it's chest.
This Christmas my Grandmother borrowed it and gave it back, now with pants, shorter hair, and my new name sewn in place. Hes trans, like me
G-91 nm. DE Nar 12. Tiusittor far Andraid
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So when I I was a kid I, I had a raggedy Ann doll given to me by my grandmother. It had my birth name embroidered into a heart on it's chest. This Christmas my Grandmother borrowed it and gave it back, now with pants, shorter hair, and my new name sewn in place. Hes trans, like me G-91 nm. DE Nar 12. Tiusittor far Andraid
"Sir, look at my pants"
"Good show Sir, but have you indeed seen MY pants"
"Sir, look at my pants" "Good show Sir, but have you indeed seen MY pants"
Me adding extra fabric to my pants for when
quarantine lifts
@the nizzacat
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Me adding extra fabric to my pants for when quarantine lifts @the nizzacat
If spider wore pants, would it wear then
Like this Like this
Or like this?
If spider wore pants, would it wear then Like this Like this Or like this?
@cydbeer
Husband: If anyone else whines they have to go right to bed!
Me: Ugh my pants are too tight. My feet are cold. Everyone is being too loud.
Kids: Ha! Mom has to go to bed!
Me: Goodnight, suckers.
@cydbeer Husband: If anyone else whines they have to go right to bed! Me: Ugh my pants are too tight. My feet are cold. Everyone is being too loud. Kids: Ha! Mom has to go to bed! Me: Goodnight, suckers.
DOG PANTS ARE ALL THE RAGE THIS YEAR IN PET FASHION
the-most-phenomenal-banana
I'm not even gonna post the picture but I know you're thinking of it
DOG PANTS ARE ALL THE RAGE THIS YEAR IN PET FASHION the-most-phenomenal-banana I'm not even gonna post the picture but I know you're thinking of it
Julia Maloney
Admin
*Downward-Frog'
..and Ssttrreeeeecth
Anyone else do FrOga?
It's like yoga, but you don't look as hot in the pants.
Far OaksFrogtets
Julia Maloney Admin *Downward-Frog' ..and Ssttrreeeeecth Anyone else do FrOga? It's like yoga, but you don't look as hot in the pants. Far OaksFrogtets
Julia Maloney
@ Admin id
*Downward-Frog*
and Ssttrreeeeecth
Anyone else do FrOga? li
It's like yoga, but you don't look as hot in the pants
@FairOaksFroglets
Julia Maloney @ Admin id *Downward-Frog* and Ssttrreeeeecth Anyone else do FrOga? li It's like yoga, but you don't look as hot in the pants @FairOaksFroglets
make it a point to compliment my son's outfit.
My son is 7 and my daughter is 4. They choose their outfits for the day (under certain guidelines such as must have pants, shorts ate. ending ling on weather)
Anyway, my daughter has incredibly cute dresses and outfits with frills, bright colors, and a multitude of options where my sons wardrobe is either pants and shorts and some kind of shirt (normally superhero themed at the moment.)
It took a while for me to notice but, I started to catch on that he really paid attention when I commented on his sister's outfits more than his.
As a man, I never received compliments like that until much later into adulthood and even still, my self-confidence was so low that I automatically assumed people were not being genuine.
It wasn't until I gave him his first compliment on a
Captain America shirt with brown shorts that realized just how valuable that was for him to hear from his dad.
Now everyday he rushes to me and wants me to tell him what I think of his current outfit and I have to say, it's one of the best moments of my day to be able to tell him I like it but, more importantly, how happy I am that he likes it!
@i @ar
make it a point to compliment my son's outfit. My son is 7 and my daughter is 4. They choose their outfits for the day (under certain guidelines such as must have pants, shorts ate. ending ling on weather) Anyway, my daughter has incredibly cute dresses and outfits with frills, bright colors, and a multitude of options where my sons wardrobe is either pants and shorts and some kind of shirt (normally superhero themed at the moment.) It took a while for me to notice but, I started to catch on that he really paid attention when I commented on his sister's outfits more than his. As a man, I never received compliments like that until much later into adulthood and even still, my self-confidence was so low that I automatically assumed people were not being genuine. It wasn't until I gave him his first compliment on a Captain America shirt with brown shorts that realized just how valuable that was for him to hear from his dad. Now everyday he rushes to me and wants me to tell him what I think of his current outfit and I have to say, it's one of the best moments of my day to be able to tell him I like it but, more importantly, how happy I am that he likes it! @i @ar
dress the kid:
shirt
pants
Shoes, size too big, but weather appropriate
Husband dresses the kid:
AT pj shirt
18mo shorts
Scuba mask
Sister's winter boots
Bow tie
dress the kid: shirt pants Shoes, size too big, but weather appropriate Husband dresses the kid: AT pj shirt 18mo shorts Scuba mask Sister's winter boots Bow tie
Them: "You can't wear maternity pants when you're not pregnant."
Me:
Them: "You can't wear maternity pants when you're not pregnant." Me:
If a horse wore pants would he wear them like this or like this
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If a horse wore pants would he wear them like this or like this
My Two Favorite Things: juoppomustekala:
1. Cats with everyday objects as names
"Pants broke into the catnip again."
2. Cats with unexpectedly normal names
"How did Kenneth get on top of the fridge?"
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My Two Favorite Things: juoppomustekala: 1. Cats with everyday objects as names "Pants broke into the catnip again." 2. Cats with unexpectedly normal names "How did Kenneth get on top of the fridge?"
Rand on
____ff touching you SSS = thru ur pants -E
Making you horny\\
= @wholesomebb_
Whispering dirty things in ur ear
rapidsexualrapidsexual
21 jan
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Rand on ____ff touching you SSS = thru ur pants -E Making you horny\\ = @wholesomebb_ Whispering dirty things in ur ear
My cat loves sitting in pants so while I don't have anything to do I wear an extra pair of pants to let him sit with me
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My cat loves sitting in pants so while I don't have anything to do I wear an extra pair of pants to let him sit with me
-_ff
on om Grinding
Touching you thru ur pants
Hand
moan
Making you hornyN Giving head
/Taking off clothing
hispering dirty in ur ear
@wholesomebb_
-_ff on om Grinding Touching you thru ur pants Hand moan Making you hornyN Giving head /Taking off clothing hispering dirty in ur ear @wholesomebb_