#pancakes memes

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Sarah
Fallow
So this morning I made my chickens tiny pancakes bc I love them and they is good chickens
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Sarah Fallow So this morning I made my chickens tiny pancakes bc I love them and they is good chickens io757 2475 ASS RRMMESBB
>>58082556
not sure if its worse
>15
>try to make pancakes
>spill hot oil on myself
>burns on both hands and my right thigh
>cant jerk off
>dryhump everything in my room
>cant cum
>worst blueballs i ever felt
>dad helps me shower
>get rock hard as soon as he soaps my thigh
>tell him i cant jerk off
>he cant stop laughing
>then tells me to promise not to tell mom
>i kind of expect he will jerk me off in the shower but instead he makes it way weirder
>he instructs me to lie on my back on my bed and hands me a sleepmask, tells me he will be right back
>after a couple of minutes he comes back, speaking in a feminine offensively thick asian accent
>"you come for special massage yes yes? good."
>he gives me a proper massage while I feel like my balls are going to explode
>he occasionally says random stuff about my body being tense, fully in character
>after about 30 minutes of massage, he starts doing this onedirectional slowjerk motion with a lubed hand while playing with my balls with other
>from this point on i am just nonstop moaning like a bitch
>edged me like that for at least 15 minutes, occasionally slowjerking in different ways
>finally lets me cum,
>i take off the sleepmask
>he wipes off the cum with a worm moist towel
>i burst out laughing, he joins
>he clearly saw this as a fun experience, i was still being awkward, he told me he'll take me to thailand when i turn 18
>he died two years later
>when i was 20 saved up enough to travel to thailand on my own
>went to get a 'special massage', closed my eyes and pretended it was my dad doing an offensive accent, couldn't stop crving after i came and they didn't charge me
>>58082556 not sure if its worse >15 >try to make pancakes >spill hot oil on myself >burns on both hands and my right thigh >cant jerk off >dryhump everything in my room >cant cum >worst blueballs i ever felt >dad helps me shower >get rock hard as soon as he soaps my thigh >tell him i cant jerk off >he cant stop laughing >then tells me to promise not to tell mom >i kind of expect he will jerk me off in the shower but instead he makes it way weirder >he instructs me to lie on my back on my bed and hands me a sleepmask, tells me he will be right back >after a couple of minutes he comes back, speaking in a feminine offensively thick asian accent >"you come for special massage yes yes? good." >he gives me a proper massage while I feel like my balls are going to explode >he occasionally says random stuff about my body being tense, fully in character >after about 30 minutes of massage, he starts doing this onedirectional slowjerk motion with a lubed hand while playing with my balls with other >from this point on i am just nonstop moaning like a bitch >edged me like that for at least 15 minutes, occasionally slowjerking in different ways >finally lets me cum, >i take off the sleepmask >he wipes off the cum with a worm moist towel >i burst out laughing, he joins >he clearly saw this as a fun experience, i was still being awkward, he told me he'll take me to thailand when i turn 18 >he died two years later >when i was 20 saved up enough to travel to thailand on my own >went to get a 'special massage', closed my eyes and pretended it was my dad doing an offensive accent, couldn't stop crving after i came and they didn't charge me
Sarah
Fallow
So this morning I made my chickens tiny pancakes bc I love them and they is good chickens
io757 2475 ASS RRMMESBB
Sarah Fallow So this morning I made my chickens tiny pancakes bc I love them and they is good chickens io757 2475 ASS RRMMESBB
imagine cooking pancakes and dancing at A.M. with the love of your life
imagine cooking pancakes and dancing at A.M. with the love of your life
Sarah
Fallow
So this morning I made my chickens tiny pancakes bc I love them and they is good chickens
io757 2475 ASS RRMMESBB
Sarah Fallow So this morning I made my chickens tiny pancakes bc I love them and they is good chickens io757 2475 ASS RRMMESBB