When you're ordering pizza and your broke homie says "get wings too" so you look at his broke ass and get the wings because that's your homie. Homies take care of each other.
When you're ordering pizza and your broke homie says "get wings too" so you look at his broke ass and get the wings because that's your homie. Homies take care of each other.
When you're ordering pizza and your broke homie says "get wings too" so you look at his broke ass and get the wings because that's your homie. Homies take care of each other.
When you're ordering pizza and your broke homie says "get wings too" so you look at his broke ass and get the wings because that's your homie. Homies take care of each other.
Nomiransparenting) My favorite part of 2020 so far is how ordering takeout most nights of the week is now considered "supporting" local businesses & not being a lazy ass who just doesn't want to cook... again.
Mommy Needs A Life , @mom_needsalife There are few guarantees in life, but you can bet your ass if I spent hundreds of dollars on groceries today that I'm ordering take out for dinner tonight.
i swear relationships are so dope when it's not all about sex. imagine y'all both making money, coming home to one another laying up talking about all kinds of shit playing cards, ordering food, just vibing
Brian Nelson Heck this is wholesome So my middle two kids (8 and 6) heard we ordering pizza from our favorite local pizza place a couple weeks ago. The delivery driver is a really nice guy. He brings dog treats for our Malamute Anyway, the kids asked if they could give him a present. said "of course". They wrote on a piece of paper "Thank you for always bringing us our favorite pizza. You're our hero today!" (Of course helped them spell all this), and adomed it with pictures of pizza slices and the best Superman they could muster. When he came they said "Before you bring out the pizza we want to give you something" and handed them their illustrated note. I thought this man was going to ay. He looked at them after reading it and said "It's my pleasure to bring your pizza, but I'm no hero. never thought I'd have fans though" and chuckled. Ihanded the kids the pizzas and asked them to take it to the table. I told the pizza guy "hey man you don't have to hold on to that paper if you don't want to". He looked offended. "I'm keeping it!" He said, Well today we ordered again and he pulled up. Their illustrated note was taped to his back driver side window.
Like the Heroic Labors of Hercules, but it's just my ordering me to do increasingly more impossible hairdos on her Barbies. AM - 29 Jul 20 - Twitter for Android
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