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Mingos
@dahkqueen
My boyfriends mom sends me a voice note saying a prayer over me every single morning. She treats me like her
own , he treats me like his only. I'm
BLESSED...
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Mingos @dahkqueen My boyfriends mom sends me a voice note saying a prayer over me every single morning. She treats me like her own , he treats me like his only. I'm BLESSED... AM - - Twitter for iPhone
We think of humans as the peak of evolution, but only ducks have mastered the land, sea, and air.
But ducks aren't the only-
AND THEY KNOW IT, Too!
@inkyrickshaw
We think of humans as the peak of evolution, but only ducks have mastered the land, sea, and air. But ducks aren't the only- AND THEY KNOW IT, Too! @inkyrickshaw
THINGS YOU NEED TO STOP
Believing your thoughts will change themselves when your circumstances change
Postponing your happiness to keep yourself safe
Justifying your choices to people who only care how you look within the context of their lives
Assuming people are as you imagined them rather than observing the patterns they reveal to you
Relying on texts because they are "less risky" than putting yourself out there
Remaining in contact with people you don't like or based on history because you'll feel guilty if you cont
THINGS YOU NEED TO STOP Believing your thoughts will change themselves when your circumstances change Postponing your happiness to keep yourself safe Justifying your choices to people who only care how you look within the context of their lives Assuming people are as you imagined them rather than observing the patterns they reveal to you Relying on texts because they are "less risky" than putting yourself out there Remaining in contact with people you don't like or based on history because you'll feel guilty if you cont
Parents listen to their son's transplanted heart beat in the chest of recipient of his gift
There is only one race. The human race
Parents listen to their son's transplanted heart beat in the chest of recipient of his gift There is only one race. The human race
@Jani__Gee
Y'all will owe that girl a very sincere apology if December 21st hits and we all wake up as X-Men
765 115K
Puff @quffu
I'll only be more pissed
yall get super hero powers meanwhile I'm stuck being disabled and autistic
Replying to @quffu and @Jani__Gee
Prof X ran shit from a wheel chair.
Come with us homie.
AM - - Twitter for Android
Ratweaate AR Oiinte Tweaate 1& ikac
@Jani__Gee Y'all will owe that girl a very sincere apology if December 21st hits and we all wake up as X-Men 765 115K Puff @quffu I'll only be more pissed yall get super hero powers meanwhile I'm stuck being disabled and autistic Replying to @quffu and @Jani__Gee Prof X ran shit from a wheel chair. Come with us homie. AM - - Twitter for Android Ratweaate AR Oiinte Tweaate 1& ikac
Imagine being held at gunpoint
(bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is
(BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message
PM 26 Apr 17 Twitter Web Client
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message PM 26 Apr 17 Twitter Web Client
THERE ARE ONLY TWO KINDS OF CREDIT CARDS YOU'LL EVER NEED
STARTER CARDS THAT ESTABLISH CREDIT HISTORY AND A REWARD CARD THAT WORKS FOR YOU ONCE YOU HAVE HISTORY
THERE ARE ONLY TWO KINDS OF CREDIT CARDS YOU'LL EVER NEED STARTER CARDS THAT ESTABLISH CREDIT HISTORY AND A REWARD CARD THAT WORKS FOR YOU ONCE YOU HAVE HISTORY
TIL that in 2002, a researcher found that the
average 8-year-old British child could identify
80% of Pokemon, but only 50% of common
wildlife species
via
sirobvious
Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at you
TIL that in 2002, a researcher found that the average 8-year-old British child could identify 80% of Pokemon, but only 50% of common wildlife species via sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at you
IFAGIRLTELLS YOU SHE HAS A NIPPLE RING THE ONLY ACGEPTABLE RESPONSE
IFAGIRLTELLS YOU SHE HAS A NIPPLE RING THE ONLY ACGEPTABLE RESPONSE
Sex-mad rodent Randy escapes male-only enclosure and gets 100 females pregnant
Sex-mad rodent Randy escapes male-only enclosure and gets 100 females pregnant