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LAT Al skammmed
fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 tried to be
funny and i made them an anniversary card that said 'your marriage is a joke' and my mom cried
LAT Al skammmed fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said 'your marriage is a joke' and my mom cried
ACCEPTED A FRIENDS REQUEST ROMA GIRL USED TO DATE ON FACEBOOK
SHE GHOSE ANOTHER AND HER GUY LIFE IS OVER ME. THEY GOT MARRIED AND HER LIFE IS NOTHING BUT DRAMA AND IT GIVES ME PLEASURE WATCHING IT UNFOLD.
ACCEPTED A FRIENDS REQUEST ROMA GIRL USED TO DATE ON FACEBOOK SHE GHOSE ANOTHER AND HER GUY LIFE IS OVER ME. THEY GOT MARRIED AND HER LIFE IS NOTHING BUT DRAMA AND IT GIVES ME PLEASURE WATCHING IT UNFOLD.
Steve Burns @SJosephBurns-
Who is your favorite trading hero?
Ow
Josh Kaj
@JRK_trader
Replying to @SJosephBurns
Jeff Bezos ex-wife.
Married here...
Divorced here
Steve Burns @SJosephBurns- Who is your favorite trading hero? Ow Josh Kaj @JRK_trader Replying to @SJosephBurns Jeff Bezos ex-wife. Married here... Divorced here
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No.146845544
Anonymous
52 min. ago
>lives a full 70 years after the Titanic accident
>gets married to a guy who lets her live her wildest dreams as evident by the photographs in her room
>has kids
>has grandkids
>her final conscious thought before she dies is about that guy that took her virginity in a one-night stand nearly a century ago
What did James Cameron mean by this?
\ SA jpg (76 kB, 720x405) No.146845544 Anonymous 52 min. ago >lives a full 70 years after the Titanic accident >gets married to a guy who lets her live her wildest dreams as evident by the photographs in her room >has kids >has grandkids >her final conscious thought before she dies is about that guy that took her virginity in a one-night stand nearly a century ago What did James Cameron mean by this?
We were planning to get married when we graduated high school. When she died I made a peaceful place that could visit when I was far away. I was a sophomore in high school. Now I'm graduating college, and haven't dated since. I promised I would wait.
Lill miss you
My Love
1997-2612
We were planning to get married when we graduated high school. When she died I made a peaceful place that could visit when I was far away. I was a sophomore in high school. Now I'm graduating college, and haven't dated since. I promised I would wait. Lill miss you My Love 1997-2612
Paisa marquez sanroman
@paisa_marquez
I get married tomorrow, just making sure we still good
La Toxica @
Location from >
Today PM Today PM Aye we still on for tomorrow?
Read PM
For the wedding? a I
Paisa marquez sanroman @paisa_marquez I get married tomorrow, just making sure we still good La Toxica @ Location from > Today PM Today PM Aye we still on for tomorrow? Read PM For the wedding? a I
I get married tomorrow, just making sure we still good
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La Toxica @ >
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Location from
Today PM
Aye we still on for tomorrow?
Read PM
For the wedding?
SAM
QWERTY IL PTORUP
I get married tomorrow, just making sure we still good all C) La Toxica @ > = . Location from Today PM Aye we still on for tomorrow? Read PM For the wedding? SAM QWERTY IL PTORUP
When we first met vs married with kids
When we first met vs married with kids
Twin brothers who married twin sisters, who gave birth to sons that look alike
Twin brothers who married twin sisters, who gave birth to sons that look alike
FR Caroline
Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was.
She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating.
He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.
FR Caroline Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was. She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating. He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.
My parents at 25
Let's get
'married and have children! ok
Me at 25
It's time to become father
epicwtfepicwtf
12d
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My parents at 25 Let's get 'married and have children! ok Me at 25 It's time to become father
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IMAGINE GETTING MARRIED IN PRESIDENT SNOWS MANSION TS onsite
Cosmonaut Marcus
If you get married make sure your spouse is a different class than you.
For instance, if you do a lot of magic damage then consider marrying a tank, or someone with a lot of HP/ armor. This will make your bond stronger and more viable in the current meta.
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1,649 3,751
i Cosmonaut If you meet Marcus healer @CinnamonGh... PLEASE do yourself
If you meet a healer PLEASE do yourself a
W" favor and complete their sidequests so you can marry them as soon as possible. They
Aaroo vArs raro
Cosmonaut Marcus If you get married make sure your spouse is a different class than you. For instance, if you do a lot of magic damage then consider marrying a tank, or someone with a lot of HP/ armor. This will make your bond stronger and more viable in the current meta. AM - 23 Sep 18 1,649 3,751 i Cosmonaut If you meet Marcus healer @CinnamonGh... PLEASE do yourself If you meet a healer PLEASE do yourself a W" favor and complete their sidequests so you can marry them as soon as possible. They Aaroo vArs raro
LGBTQ Social
3 hrs - f&)
My daughter got married last night. She is the one in the suit!
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LGBTQ Social 3 hrs - f&) My daughter got married last night. She is the one in the suit!
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LGBTQ Social
My daughter got married last night. She is the one in the suit!
30 LGBTQ Social My daughter got married last night. She is the one in the suit!
This man is paralysed but his friends held him up to get married.
This man is paralysed but his friends held him up to get married.
Getting married young is OKAY.
Getting pregnant young is
OKAY.
Not going to college right after high school is OKAY.
Not going to college at all is
OKAY.
Being a single parent is OKAY.
WHAT ISN'T OKAY IS JUDGING OTHERS BECAUSE THEIR LIFE ISN'T THE WAY YOU CHOSE TO LIVE YOURS.
Getting married young is OKAY. Getting pregnant young is OKAY. Not going to college right after high school is OKAY. Not going to college at all is OKAY. Being a single parent is OKAY. WHAT ISN'T OKAY IS JUDGING OTHERS BECAUSE THEIR LIFE ISN'T THE WAY YOU CHOSE TO LIVE YOURS.
@Emma_Oh_
Overheard a woman Say very angrily on the phone married a stale ham sandwich of a human" and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult
@Emma_Oh_ Overheard a woman Say very angrily on the phone married a stale ham sandwich of a human" and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult
ACCEPTED A FRIENDS REQUEST ROMA GIRL USED TO DATE ON FACEBOOK
SHE GHOSE ANOTHER AND HER GUY LIFE IS OVER ME. THEY GOT MARRIED AND HER LIFE IS NOTHING BUT DRAMA AND IT GIVES ME PLEASURE WATCHING IT UNFOLD.
ACCEPTED A FRIENDS REQUEST ROMA GIRL USED TO DATE ON FACEBOOK SHE GHOSE ANOTHER AND HER GUY LIFE IS OVER ME. THEY GOT MARRIED AND HER LIFE IS NOTHING BUT DRAMA AND IT GIVES ME PLEASURE WATCHING IT UNFOLD.
LAT Al skammmed
fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 tried to be
funny and i made them an anniversary card that said 'your marriage is a joke' and my mom cried
LAT Al skammmed fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said 'your marriage is a joke' and my mom cried
Getting your first degree after 21 is still an achievement. Being married after
30 is still beautiful. Starting a family after 35 is still possible. Buying a house after 40 is still a boss move.
Don't let people rush you with their timelines!
Getting your first degree after 21 is still an achievement. Being married after 30 is still beautiful. Starting a family after 35 is still possible. Buying a house after 40 is still a boss move. Don't let people rush you with their timelines!
Today
You ever think about us getting back together?
PM
Na. I don't want a chick who's been married before or has kids.
PM
I was married to you and their your kids asshole.
PM
See 2 much bs.
PM
Today You ever think about us getting back together? PM Na. I don't want a chick who's been married before or has kids. PM I was married to you and their your kids asshole. PM See 2 much bs. PM
toxictribe 8
ths ago
Bride shows up almost 2 hours late to her own wedding.
Southern California in an open field no water no shade.
She shows up and wants to get married in her yoga outfit.
the groom shut it down and when she refused to change her clothes the groom decided to leave her looking stupid and they never got married.
toxictribe 8 ths ago Bride shows up almost 2 hours late to her own wedding. Southern California in an open field no water no shade. She shows up and wants to get married in her yoga outfit. the groom shut it down and when she refused to change her clothes the groom decided to leave her looking stupid and they never got married.
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I mean the establishment that I married into,
So my great grandma got married today. She said to me "I know I'm old but he makes me feel like I'm young
again"
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So my great grandma got married today. She said to me "I know I'm old but he makes me feel like I'm young again"
So my great grandma got married today. She said to me "I know I'm old but he makes me feel like I'm young again"
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So my great grandma got married today. She said to me "I know I'm old but he makes me feel like I'm young again"
im not saying in love with you i'm
BUT
we are literally married
in love with you
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im not saying in love with you i'm BUT we are literally married in love with you
friend: omg i had a dream where I married my crush
my dreams:
your child
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friend: omg i had a dream where I married my crush my dreams: your child
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No.146845544
Anonymous
52 min. ago
>lives a full 70 years after the Titanic accident
>gets married to a guy who lets her live her wildest dreams as evident by the photographs in her room
>has kids
>has grandkids
>her final conscious thought before she dies is about that guy that took her virginity in a one-night stand nearly a century ago
What did James Cameron mean by this?
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\ SA jpg (76 kB, 720x405) No.146845544 Anonymous 52 min. ago >lives a full 70 years after the Titanic accident >gets married to a guy who lets her live her wildest dreams as evident by the photographs in her room >has kids >has grandkids >her final conscious thought before she dies is about that guy that took her virginity in a one-night stand nearly a century ago What did James Cameron mean by this?
7
Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon.
There's no risk when you go after a dream.
There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.
~Bill Burr
7 Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream. There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe. ~Bill Burr
Twin brothers who married twin sisters, who gave birth to sons that look alike
Twin brothers who married twin sisters, who gave birth to sons that look alike
FR Caroline
Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was.
She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating.
He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.
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FR Caroline Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was. She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating. He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.
MommyCocktail
@ivion
I've been married so long that my husband is mad that ate a quesadilla in the fridge but is fine that I'll be out of town for his birthday.
MommyCocktail @ivion I've been married so long that my husband is mad that ate a quesadilla in the fridge but is fine that I'll be out of town for his birthday.
He was dirt poor, she was rich. Her family threatened to disown her if she married him. She decided she loved him more than any inheritance and went on to marry him and have two kids. He loved her so much he died holding her hand. Ladies and gentlemen, my grandparents.
@globalpositivenews
He was dirt poor, she was rich. Her family threatened to disown her if she married him. She decided she loved him more than any inheritance and went on to marry him and have two kids. He loved her so much he died holding her hand. Ladies and gentlemen, my grandparents. @globalpositivenews
Gorgeous."
"This guy is so smart."
"T wish I dressed as well as her."
"She has the prettiest eyes."
"He's really cute, I'd shag him."
"Please don't be married..."
"T hope I can be as good of a person as she is, someday."
Your entire life.
Every year, every month, every week, perhaps every day:
A stranger, a friend, a passerby, has looked at you and kind words like these have flowed through their mind.
For every compliment you've received, many more have gone unspoken.
Posted in wholesomememes by Terracotta32 reddit
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Gorgeous." "This guy is so smart." "T wish I dressed as well as her." "She has the prettiest eyes." "He's really cute, I'd shag him." "Please don't be married..." "T hope I can be as good of a person as she is, someday." Your entire life. Every year, every month, every week, perhaps every day: A stranger, a friend, a passerby, has looked at you and kind words like these have flowed through their mind. For every compliment you've received, many more have gone unspoken. Posted in wholesomememes by Terracotta32 reddit
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
Married chicken is seeing who can go the longest using toddler dishes before giving in and unloading the
dishwasher.
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Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Married chicken is seeing who can go the longest using toddler dishes before giving in and unloading the dishwasher. AM - 27 Mar 20 - Twitter for Android
dating now
If we alreadv were. we're married now
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dating now If we alreadv were. we're married now
Dads that got married on Feb.14th so they could better their odds of remembering Valentine's and their anniversaries
My strategical mind beats you in every way possible
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Dads that got married on Feb.14th so they could better their odds of remembering Valentine's and their anniversaries My strategical mind beats you in every way possible
Cosmonaut Marcus
If you get married make sure your spouse is a different class than you.
For instance, if you do a lot of magic damage then consider marrying a tank, or someone with a lot of HP/ armor. This will make your bond stronger and more viable in the current meta.
AM - 23 Sep 18
1,649 3,751
i Cosmonaut If you meet Marcus healer @CinnamonGh... PLEASE do yourself
If you meet a healer PLEASE do yourself a
W" favor and complete their sidequests so you can marry them as soon as possible. They
Aaroo vArs raro
Cosmonaut Marcus If you get married make sure your spouse is a different class than you. For instance, if you do a lot of magic damage then consider marrying a tank, or someone with a lot of HP/ armor. This will make your bond stronger and more viable in the current meta. AM - 23 Sep 18 1,649 3,751 i Cosmonaut If you meet Marcus healer @CinnamonGh... PLEASE do yourself If you meet a healer PLEASE do yourself a W" favor and complete their sidequests so you can marry them as soon as possible. They Aaroo vArs raro
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Someone graduated at 21, but waited 6 years to get a good job.
Someone had no education, but was a millionaire by 21.
Someone got married at 20, but divorced 5 years later.
Someone got married at 33. but found everlasting love.
Different people, different struggles & stories.
You are not late.
You are not early.
You are on time.
Someone graduated at 21, but waited 6 years to get a good job. Someone had no education, but was a millionaire by 21. Someone got married at 20, but divorced 5 years later. Someone got married at 33. but found everlasting love. Different people, different struggles & stories. You are not late. You are not early. You are on time.
Disha Sharma
@dishaistired
2 of the guys I dated got married this year.
AL IMRAN KHAN
@imu8990
Girl so toxic both her ex chose to
Disha Sharma @dishaistired 2 of the guys I dated got married this year. AL IMRAN KHAN @imu8990 Girl so toxic both her ex chose to
When relatives ask "so when are you getting married and have kids?"
All humans ate idiots and human children are even worse
When relatives ask "so when are you getting married and have kids?" All humans ate idiots and human children are even worse